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Bathroom Graffiti!
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post Mar 13 2005, 02:06 AM
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Post some of those genius little quips you've seen written on bathroom stalls. Here are a few of mine:

Here I sit in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper.
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or will I be forced to use my finger?


For some it's a place to sit, and think,
For some it's a place to shit, and stink,
I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the writing on the walls.


Everyone pisses on the floor...be a hero and shit on the ceiling.
 
 
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alli
post Mar 17 2005, 07:57 PM
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im not a guy but my friend told me this was written on the bathroom wall in the guys bathroom..

when your sitten on the john,
and the toilet papers gone,
be a man,
use your hand.
 
CUTEBUNNY160
post Mar 17 2005, 08:00 PM
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who ma bitch? you ma bitch, bitch.
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QUOTE(alli @ Mar 17 2005, 4:57 PM)
im not a guy but my friend told me this was written on the bathroom wall in the guys bathroom..

when your sitten on the john,
and the toilet papers gone,
be a man,
use your hand.
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lmao thats so funny lol
 

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