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 Mar 16 2005, 08:39 PM
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Not soooo funny.. but funny
 There was this guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine who was very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started. Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous. He became quite besotted with her and after a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too. But this guy was a loyal man and he wouldn't get involved with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine. He decided that there was nothing for it but to break up with her and get it on with the new girl. He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to do it. One day they went for a walk along the river bank when Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river. The current carried her off and she drowned. The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and singing: "I can see Clearly now Lorraine has gone" |
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Mar 16 2005, 08:41 PM
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Omigawsh! ha ha!!!
 Sorry for Lorraine though. 
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IamRad I can see... Mar 16 2005, 08:39 PM
moon_child00 Haha good one. Mar 16 2005, 08:56 PM miszSERENiTY Thats corny..but cute Mar 16 2005, 09:14 PM xd0rkette Haha. But I don't really find it that funny. :... Mar 16 2005, 09:32 PM xbr0kensmil3 funny but kinda mean lol Mar 17 2005, 09:17 AM iced__cappucino LOL thats harsh for larraine but thats funny. Mar 17 2005, 05:40 PM --x who0ps lol cute joke (; Mar 18 2005, 01:32 AM D4rkf4m3 lol that was funny :D Mar 18 2005, 02:20 AM pinayprincess QUOTE(IamRad @ Mar 16 2005, 8:39 PM)Not soooo... Mar 21 2005, 09:21 PM strwbrrykiwi23 holy crap.
i was just singing that song.
holy crap... Mar 21 2005, 09:22 PM bab3egurl8o5 ok joke ;) Mar 21 2005, 09:42 PM M1SSxCHR1SSY Heh. That's funny/cute. Mar 22 2005, 03:11 AM yanners hahahah that was qutie lame. Mar 22 2005, 08:46 AM Shortiiex oooo...i get it now Mar 22 2005, 09:43 PM Anime_Otaku I found it darn funni! 'I can see Clearly ... Mar 23 2005, 04:18 AM CUTEBUNNY160 lol that mad me laugh Mar 24 2005, 12:11 AM Angel_Cece lol it did make me giggle. Mar 25 2005, 05:02 PM bunny--bunny Hehe, that's cute. Mar 26 2005, 10:37 PM x3__iGiVEup haha; it took me awhile to get it Mar 29 2005, 09:40 PM Rachel is love ahahahhahaha soo not funny
if you knew the joke w... Mar 29 2005, 10:09 PM Hiphop d[-_-]b lol poor lorraine. Mar 30 2005, 10:59 AM
BitterSweetness lol...i pity lorraine though Mar 30 2005, 05:42 PM |
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