my moms an idiot, she thinks i`ll lose my virginity |
 Mar 14 2005, 11:56 PM
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 Bay Area YadadaDiiiig.  Group: Official Member Posts: 4,249 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,202  |
my moms stupid. i was asking her one day if i could wear a tampon [ i dont kno why i was asking her i shoulda just got one and shoved it up in there ] and she said `no, you`ll lose your virginity` i was thinkin` WTF. you can only lose your virginity wihen a penis enters your vagina. i felt like strangling her
 has your mom every said anything completely stupid that made you angry or anything ? my mom does it alot. |
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Mar 16 2005, 04:33 PM
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 i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
ROFL! that's sooo funny!! HAHAHA your mom is so funny.
anyways, hmm... oh yeah i remember one. susan: oma, im gona go out with my guy friends! mom: what? NO! you can't! susan: why? mom: they're dangerous! susan: so you're considering my guy friends as a "bad friends". you don't even know them. mom: Guys are dangerous. they rape you!! susan: uhh mom...not all guys. mom: YOU'RE NOT GONA LISTEN TO ME?!?! susan: what's wrong with you? my friends are awesome. they dont hurt me. besides they have girlfriends. mom: you will regret it, you will regret hanging out with your guy friends! i thought that was funny.. my mom is kinda stupid when it comes to guys... GOSH. she thinks all guys are dangerous!!! oh so my dad is dangerous when he's a pastor ooooooh. |
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Hiphop d[-_-]b my moms an idiot Mar 14 2005, 11:56 PM
sksoccer08 no..? lol not that i can remember
how would u lose... Mar 14 2005, 11:58 PM
HoodieObsessed QUOTE(sksoccer08 @ Mar 14 2005, 8:58 PM)no..?... Aug 22 2005, 07:12 PM barelyy_coherent My mom says stupid things all the time. Mainly, co... Mar 14 2005, 11:59 PM yanners QUOTE(barelyy_coherent @ Mar 15 2005, 12:59 P... Mar 15 2005, 08:53 AM Chii my best friend's mom says the oddest things...... Mar 15 2005, 12:03 AM stephinika yes. she's so prejudiced when driving, it driv... Mar 15 2005, 12:26 AM dani41790 my mom is like yours and thinks ill lose my virgin... Mar 15 2005, 12:37 AM M1SSxCHR1SSY Yes, my mom says things that are slightly stupid. ... Mar 15 2005, 12:44 AM WhiteLotus* My Mom knows perfectly well that you won't loo... Mar 15 2005, 12:51 AM jordanriane QUOTE(WhiteLotus* @ Mar 15 2005, 12:51 AM)My ... Mar 15 2005, 01:16 AM HoodieObsessed That's rediculous. what a moron. My mom uses t... Mar 15 2005, 01:03 AM toodlepops. My mum says that kind of stuff sometimes too. XD
B... Mar 15 2005, 04:56 AM K!$$ QUOTE(chii @ Mar 15 2005, 1:03 PM)my best fri... Mar 15 2005, 05:09 AM perfectxflaw23 I forget which box it is.. but print off informati... Mar 15 2005, 05:44 AM bravodancer04 QUOTEhow would u lose ur virginity if u were a tam... Mar 15 2005, 12:09 PM jenika hahahaa...thats why i didnt ask if i can wear one.... Mar 15 2005, 12:21 PM bravodancer04 QUOTEi recently had an argument cause they think t... Mar 15 2005, 12:25 PM missaeb hahah...that's pretty funny! My mom and I... Mar 15 2005, 12:33 PM Cake. My parents are dumb, too. Mar 15 2005, 07:11 PM Baku you just need to give your mom a tap on the face..... Mar 15 2005, 07:13 PM youdrivinmegrapes QUOTEMy mom says stupid things all the time. Mainl... Mar 15 2005, 07:23 PM xo_rock [FONT=Arial][SIZE=1][COLOR=gray]hmmmmm my mom has ... Mar 15 2005, 08:25 PM xj_liana_tx haha that's pretty funny
well... my mom said ... Mar 15 2005, 08:30 PM silver rain Yeah, my mom says stupid stuff all the time... it ... Mar 15 2005, 08:33 PM OriskybusinessO yea she says some weird stuff, exsspacially when w... Mar 15 2005, 08:43 PM swe3ttemptasian everyday, but I know it's not always wrong.. I... Mar 15 2005, 09:33 PM gponce10104 wtf is right...i guess you can go out to the store... Mar 15 2005, 09:53 PM lilxroxy she`s right. it can break your hymen Mar 16 2005, 09:27 AM jordanriane QUOTE(lilxroxy @ Mar 16 2005, 9:27 AM)she... Mar 16 2005, 11:09 AM ficklenesswhatever Eh, I don't like tampons anyway. Can't sta... Mar 16 2005, 11:11 AM VGyrl88 I don't think my mom ever says anything stupid... Mar 16 2005, 11:33 AM norconlipentut i think your mom means that it can pop your cherry... Mar 16 2005, 11:54 AM Shortiiex liek my mom doesn't say stuff like taht but sh... Mar 16 2005, 07:34 PM Shattered_Hope she has her moments.. Mar 21 2005, 03:49 PM __heartache my friend lost her virginity when she used a tampo... Mar 21 2005, 03:50 PM yukichan my parents think im going to lose my viginity....i... Mar 21 2005, 04:47 PM TiNaBaBY074 LoL thats funnie..my mom lies to me sometimes or t... Mar 21 2005, 05:56 PM YoGrandpaIsFine No, my mom doesn't say stuff like that... losi... Mar 21 2005, 06:24 PM xXMomoBubbleTeaXx My mom always thinks that she can never be wrong a... Mar 21 2005, 06:37 PM whatiismae haha yeah my friends mom told her she would lose h... Mar 21 2005, 06:39 PM Hiphop d[-_-]b thats hekkkkka stupid tho`. just cos yu pop yu... Mar 21 2005, 06:49 PM ilauqh my mom can say stupid stuff but she's kind of ... Mar 21 2005, 07:59 PM ohh_so_elektrikk<3 QUOTE(hiphop junkie @ Mar 14 2005, 11:56 PM)m... Mar 21 2005, 08:01 PM bRoKeNxALoNE No?
I don't think my mom has said anything tha... Mar 21 2005, 09:58 PM EmmalieV my mom says that too , but it can break your hymen... Mar 21 2005, 10:13 PM sammehmyst QUOTE(hiphop junkie @ Mar 14 2005, 11:56 PM)m... Mar 21 2005, 10:27 PM May This thread is pretty upsetting. A lot of you guys... Mar 21 2005, 10:39 PM Spirited Away QUOTE(May @ Mar 21 2005, 10:39 PM)This thread... Aug 22 2005, 06:48 PM Atobe_Keigo QUOTE(May @ Mar 21 2005, 10:39 PM)This thread... Aug 26 2005, 07:31 PM clarissa I know this is an old topic but I'll just post... Aug 22 2005, 06:45 PM bab3egurl8o5 One time we were in the store and I asked if we co... Aug 22 2005, 07:05 PM ktsou11 yea she does, but whatever. i just let her vent he... Aug 23 2005, 01:11 AM #1distortion well actualy your mother is partialy correct, if y... Aug 26 2005, 11:29 AM vehvih Hey, my mom thinks that if I would have a boyfrien... Aug 26 2005, 02:02 PM mouse_3k Lol my mom thinks stupid stuff.
Mom: Change the ... Aug 26 2005, 05:21 PM islandkiss My mother's exactly like that as well. I perso... Aug 26 2005, 05:37 PM OhXiet_ItzDonnA How can you lose your virginity if you didnt do it... Aug 26 2005, 07:38 PM jazzydancer9 well i think your mom is on crack... Aug 26 2005, 11:47 PM |
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