A blonde was hanging by her stomach..., A blonde joke, blonde activists stay out Options

[Paradox of Life]

NOTE: If you are against blonde jokes, I'll apologize ahead of time. We're just doing this for good wholesome fun. I don't mean to offend anyone. Don't ruin the fun, maybe laugh along. Here are a few blonde jokes.

A blonde was hanging by her stomach and man walks by and asks, "What are you doing?"
The blonde replies, "I'm trying to hang myself."
"Well, if you want to hang yourself, tie the rope around your neck," he suggested.
"No, I tried that and I couldn't breathe."

A blonde went to a ventriliquism show. The ventriliquist was making the puppet tell blonde jokes. The blonde was offended so she went up to the man and said, "Stop telling blonde jokes! It's mean and unfair!"
So the man said, "Oh, I'm sorry."
The blonde looked confused and shook her head, "Oh not you, I was talking to your friend."

Q: What did the blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios?
A: Donut seeds!

Normal jokes:
There was a man visiting his girlfriend's parents. After dinner, he had so much gas, but didn't want to fart because he would make a bad impression. He decided to help clean the dishes to impress them. Their dog was right behind him. He came up with an idea: I'll just fart and blame it on the dog. So he farted.
"Butch!"
He farted again.
"Butch!"
He thought it was going well so he farted everything out.
"BUTCH! GET OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE THAT MAN POOPS ON YOU!"

Q: How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 5. 1 to screw in the lightbulb and 4 to sing about how much they missed the last one.

Lawyer joke:
There was one priest, one farmer, and one lawyer. Their car broke down in the middle of the road, but they were close enough to walk to the farmer's house to spend the night. There were 2 rooms in the house and only 1 person could be in each room. One person had to sleep in the barn with the animals.
"I'll go. After all, I'm used to the animals on the farm," said the farmer.
So the lawyer and the priest slept in the rooms inside.
An hour later, the farmer came back to the house and complained that there was a cow that wouldn't stop mooing and he couldn't go to sleep.
The priest decided to switch place, "After all, they are all God's creatures and we must live in harmony with them."
So off he went and the farmer and the lawyer slept in the house.
An hour later, the priest came back to the house and told them, "The cow must've been in great pain and I couldn't bear to see or hear it suffering."
So the lawyer decided it was his turn to go the barn. So off he went.
An hour later, there was the cow.

Well, that's it. I have a lot more, but these were just the jokes that were on my mind.

[Nicolatofu]

haha i didn't get the last one... there was a cow? gah, i feel stupid.