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| *Statistik* |
 Mar 13 2005, 08:33 PM
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?" The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Mar 14 2005, 03:20 PM
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heard better versions.
it's old. *zzz* meh. |
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Statistik blonde joke Mar 13 2005, 08:33 PM
chaneun ehh... i heard this joke before.. not really the b... Mar 13 2005, 08:58 PM --x who0ps ive heard it before, it was like the first blonde ... Mar 14 2005, 12:28 AM yanners i've heard a better version of this. Mar 14 2005, 06:15 AM pinayprincess thaz lyk 1998 old Mar 14 2005, 10:12 PM
Ni99aRican I would have laughed but like everyone else said, ... Aug 25 2005, 08:46 PM |
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