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 Mar 9 2005, 03:18 PM
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 sarcasm hides what you really feel  Group: Member Posts: 550 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,105  |
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Laden, and Uncle Sam, were out walking together one day. They came across a lantern, and a Genie popped out of it. "I will give each of you one wish -- that's three wishes total," said the Genie. The Canadian responded with, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." With a blink of the Genie's eye, "POOF," the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming. Osama Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan so high that no infidels, Jews, or Americans, can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, "POOF," there was a huge wall around Afghanistan. Uncle Sam (a former civil engineer) asked, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explained, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out -- virtually impenetrable." Uncle Sam then made his wish: "Fill it with water."
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Mar 14 2005, 06:13 AM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
that made me smile (:
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lyin_in_wait uncle sam, osama and some other guy Mar 9 2005, 03:18 PM
DavidJ2318 funny....
but only when you can laugh internally Mar 9 2005, 04:06 PM cocoalightning27 that made me smile......:) Mar 9 2005, 06:08 PM --x who0ps lol nice joke,
made me smile (; Mar 10 2005, 08:07 PM dahding meh. heard better versions. this one needs to have... Mar 10 2005, 08:54 PM i heart john LOL. Go Uncle Sam! Mar 13 2005, 05:31 PM xbr0kensmil3 lol ..made me smile Mar 13 2005, 07:43 PM chaneun haha Mar 13 2005, 09:43 PM dani41790 haha thats funny Mar 14 2005, 03:28 AM
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