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 Mar 13 2005, 01:05 PM
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I dunno if this was posted any where else...but oh well
--A blonde calls her boyfriend and says,"Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." He askes,"What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says,"According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She let's him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, looks at the box, then turns to her and says,"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says,"Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then..." he sighed, "We'll put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box." |
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Mar 13 2005, 04:22 PM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
haha. thats funny. i think i heard something like that.
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xKait13x "The Ultimate Dumb BLonde Joke" Mar 13 2005, 01:05 PM
xbr0kensmil3 lmao! i've heard something similar to this... Mar 13 2005, 02:30 PM `SWTWiNKLE3YES lol that`s funny. Mar 13 2005, 04:24 PM JC4P YOUR FUNNY!
eddit:// 400th post Mar 13 2005, 04:45 PM xXMomoBubbleTeaXx LMAO....hehe... ...that was the best blonde joke ... Mar 13 2005, 04:46 PM cocoalightning27 Heard it before...but still funny!rofl Mar 13 2005, 05:18 PM RED_RUM lol at first i thought it'd b for like 5-6 yea... Mar 13 2005, 08:02 PM Rachel is love not really funny... Mar 13 2005, 08:45 PM chaneun seon ho posted this joke before... Mar 13 2005, 08:57 PM --x who0ps lol, i saw it here before.
but funny joke (; Mar 14 2005, 12:24 AM NiKECHiQ hahah ! that was fcking hilarious ! Mar 14 2005, 02:28 AM yanners someone's posted this before.
please use the... Mar 14 2005, 06:15 AM dahding posted before.
booo. Mar 14 2005, 03:21 PM bab3egurl8o5 heard this one befor but this version is beter Mar 14 2005, 10:20 PM Litobabygurl88 haahah
that was funny Mar 15 2005, 12:28 AM Shortiiex ha....blondes... Mar 15 2005, 03:54 PM xd0rkette haha. funny; but i heard this one before. Mar 15 2005, 06:40 PM teeners__15 haha AWW THATS ADORABLE! Mar 15 2005, 07:50 PM D4rkf4m3 its been posted :X Mar 16 2005, 12:23 AM Californication I heard it before, but tis all the more awesome. =... Mar 17 2005, 07:08 PM nevernothere Lol... silly blondes.. Mar 17 2005, 07:11 PM mickybeans lol, my brother told me this joke the other day an... Mar 17 2005, 08:20 PM YoGrandpaIsFine Aww. How funny. =] Mar 18 2005, 06:14 PM bravodancer04 lmao oh wow thats funny Mar 18 2005, 06:18 PM Teesa haahha, I love it! how dumb but funny=) Mar 18 2005, 06:26 PM honorguard That's so hilarious! Mar 19 2005, 12:50 AM ItzOnlySydney LAMO! Mar 19 2005, 12:52 AM fairyprincess_009 haha!lol. Mar 21 2005, 05:44 AM ohh_so_elektrikk<3 wowsers... thats the oldest joke. my grandma fckin... Mar 23 2005, 08:37 PM CUTEBUNNY160 lmao. thats so funny Mar 24 2005, 12:06 AM salcha HAHA i actually laughed out loud. Mar 24 2005, 12:12 AM mrazdreamer4 HaHa, poor guy. I want some Frosted Flakes now... Mar 28 2005, 02:04 AM the_crox Oh man that was funny! haha.... Mar 28 2005, 02:09 AM x3__iGiVEup haha; i read that before =) Mar 29 2005, 09:33 PM iliang86 hahahaha...thats awesome Mar 30 2005, 06:35 AM Hiphop d[-_-]b lol, thats mildly funny, Mar 30 2005, 06:05 PM bby_cutie lmao Mar 30 2005, 06:15 PM ilov3chubbs haha! thats so funny! surprisingly i'v... Mar 31 2005, 12:07 AM
swe3ttemptasian lol, something similar to this.. but bit of a diff... Mar 31 2005, 10:57 AM |
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