Whose better at the computer? God or the Devil? Options

[kandiapplegrl]

Jesus and Satan were having an argument about who was better on
the computer. They had been going at it for days, and God
was tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally, God said, "Cool it. I'm going to set up a test that will
take two hours and I'll judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and worked away.
They did spreadsheets.
They wrote reports.
They sent faxes.
They sent e-mail.
They sent out e-mail with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did some genealogy reports.
They made cards.
They did every known job. But, ten minutes before the
time was up,
lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder
rolled, the rain poured, and, of course, the electricity went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every
curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed.
The electricity finally flickered back on, and ea ch of them
restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically
screaming, "It's gone! It's all gone!
I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all His files from
the past two hours. Satan observed this and became even more
irate. "Wait! He cheated! How did You do it??!!"
God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."

[to-devastate]

hahaha go jesus!