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a daunting riddle, semi-hard
DavidJ2318
post Mar 9 2005, 09:27 AM
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i took me 3 days to figure this one out.

i am 99% sure it hasnt already been posted.

it took the other people who heard it about 20 minutes, so i guess i am dumb huh.gif

THE RIDDLE

A woman shot her husband, held him under water for 5 minutes and then hung him. Then she took him to dinner. What is the woman's job?

HINTS:
_ the job is a real one and a normal one
_ she was not mad at him


i'll check back and give more hints later and try to resist googling it up
 
 
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starlette
post Mar 9 2005, 11:42 AM
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RAWR.
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w00t yay shes a photographer. Thats a good one! didnt take me three days tho. I even figured it out before scrolling down! Firs tthing I thought of was laundry too.
 

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