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 Mar 7 2005, 03:00 PM
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Ok .. I searched and I didn't find the joke. Don't get pissed off if you've heard it before.
Ok .. Hilary Clinton died and she went to heaven. Then, suddenly this elf pulled her over to this room full of clocks. The elf explained to Hilary what it was about. Whenever a mortal did something bad, the clock would tick. The elf showed her Mother Teresa's clock. "It never ticked," he said. Then he showed her Abraham Lincoln's. "It ticked once," he remarked. Hilary was like .. do you know where my husband's clock is? The elf was like .. Oh sorry God's using it as a ceiling fan. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA |
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Mar 7 2005, 07:52 PM
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i've heard this... it's not that funny...
but still.. pretty clever. |
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lakerfever2476 hilary clinton Mar 7 2005, 03:00 PM
Shortiiex huh..i don't get it Mar 7 2005, 04:17 PM lakerfever2476 Whenever someone did something bad .. the clock wo... Mar 7 2005, 04:26 PM Frankie why would an elf do it and not an angel? Mar 7 2005, 07:56 PM
korbana05 QUOTE(Frankie @ Mar 7 2005, 7:56 PM)why would... Mar 7 2005, 08:40 PM
inlonelinessidie QUOTE(Frankie @ Mar 7 2005, 5:56 PM)why would... Mar 7 2005, 10:40 PM --x who0ps hahah ive heard it before except that the elf was ... Mar 7 2005, 09:02 PM xbr0kensmil3 haha it kinda took me a minute to get it lol Mar 7 2005, 09:03 PM kandiapplegrl :D Mar 7 2005, 10:36 PM lakerfever2476 Eh .. because angels are cliches ! =) Mar 8 2005, 12:37 AM CUTEBUNNY160 lol i get it so funny Mar 8 2005, 08:41 PM |
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