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 Nov 28 2004, 09:12 PM
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 One Love  Group: Member Posts: 313 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,958  |
first, i dont mean to offend any Japanese or anyone else, its just a joke
3 guys get stranded on an island, an Englishmen, Japanese, and Korean. they get captured by a tribe of savages, the chieftan says each man will get 100 lashes with a whip, but all men can wish for one thing to put on their back for protection. The Englishman is first. and wishes for 10 mattress on his back. after 50 lashes, the mattresses break apart, and the Englishman gets 50 painful lashes on his back The Japanese guy thinks about the Englishmans idea, and modifys it. He wishes for 20 mattresses on his back. after 100 lashes, the Japanese man is completely unharmed. Then he says to the Korean "haha, i am not very creative, but i am intelligent and i can use others ideas and improve upon them greatly" The Korean man walks up to the chieftan and says "put that damn Japanese on my back" |
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Mar 5 2005, 06:45 AM
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 bang bang! my baby shot me down! Group: Member Posts: 754 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,848 |
yea i get it. not funny one bit though
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Azn Kid from NY Englishmen, Japanese, and a Korean Nov 28 2004, 09:12 PM
jnukes lol.. straight forward joke.. i don't really ... Nov 28 2004, 09:52 PM wind&fire HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMFG LOL!!... Nov 29 2004, 01:47 AM DaTru KataLYST i liked this one! Nov 29 2004, 02:01 AM i heart john Hehehe. Nov 29 2004, 04:44 PM xbr0kensmil3 ROFL Nov 29 2004, 09:09 PM niez_cho lol. clever Korean Nov 30 2004, 07:32 AM mirage lolz, that's weird... Nov 30 2004, 04:47 PM LiLaZnGirL122 RE: Englishmen, Japanese, and a Korean Nov 30 2004, 11:41 PM dani41790 hahahaha thats so dirty Dec 1 2004, 07:21 PM me_myself_andi2003 OMG AHAHAHAHA ROFL HAHAHAHAH XD Dec 2 2004, 05:20 AM pnai4eva OMFG!!! I feel sorry for the englishma... Dec 2 2004, 08:43 PM teenprincess haha. that's funny. Dec 2 2004, 08:45 PM electric shock I DONT GET IT!! I dont get anything.. Dec 2 2004, 10:02 PM randomtkk haha
the japanese is not that talented at all
(com... Dec 2 2004, 10:21 PM azn_r4pf4n i dont get it. oh well. Dec 3 2004, 12:08 AM xtremeliquid I get this. Dec 3 2004, 10:14 AM eli5e haha Dec 3 2004, 04:31 PM hiromi XD that was funny... although I did not get it as ... Dec 3 2004, 04:33 PM Azn Kid from NY ^^ u have to understand the history and relationsh... Dec 3 2004, 04:45 PM archana haha. :P Dec 5 2004, 04:47 PM barelyy_coherent LOL. I laughed at that for so long... Dec 5 2004, 04:50 PM domsweetie Lol. Absolutely charming. That's funny! Dec 9 2004, 12:45 PM Mireh harhar xD! Dec 9 2004, 08:28 PM misoka ROFL.
I think my parents would laugh really hard ... Dec 9 2004, 10:53 PM mizzlem0nade hehe that's funny 0_0 Dec 9 2004, 11:25 PM Just_Dream hahah that's funny lol Although if there is ... Dec 21 2004, 03:37 AM Shortiiex lmao Dec 23 2004, 06:29 PM x shootingstar x LoL hahahhaha japanese.. improves.. korean.. hahah... Dec 23 2004, 11:22 PM 177emories wahh smart korean Dec 23 2004, 11:33 PM literemix24 lol x] ahhasz. Jan 1 2005, 03:18 PM SystemDamaged Haha, I heard this one before, it's good. Jan 4 2005, 05:40 PM fantasy_dreamz LMAO!!!!!!!!!... Jan 4 2005, 10:50 PM kz10683 Good one! That's hilarious! Jan 5 2005, 01:03 AM xnastyninjagrlx hahaha Jan 5 2005, 02:19 AM ktikrtu I don't like racist joke. Mar 3 2005, 08:57 PM cHuNsAbAbIe012 ouch! that sucks for the japanese. not that fu... Mar 3 2005, 09:03 PM Litobabygurl88 haha
I thought it was hilarous Mar 3 2005, 11:54 PM cLinT_wEStw0oD f*ckin chinks....they would definitely come up wit... Mar 4 2005, 06:32 PM peen The Japanese who had thought such a South Korean t... Mar 5 2005, 06:11 AM
tofuburger i thought it was pretty funny... Mar 6 2005, 01:49 AM |
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