Englishmen, Japanese, and a Korean, funny for Koreans Options

[Azn Kid from NY]

first, i dont mean to offend any Japanese or anyone else, its just a joke



3 guys get stranded on an island, an Englishmen, Japanese, and Korean. they get captured by a tribe of savages, the chieftan says each man will get 100 lashes with a whip, but all men can wish for one thing to put on their back for protection.

The Englishman is first. and wishes for 10 mattress on his back. after 50 lashes, the mattresses break apart, and the Englishman gets 50 painful lashes on his back

The Japanese guy thinks about the Englishmans idea, and modifys it. He wishes for 20 mattresses on his back. after 100 lashes, the Japanese man is completely unharmed. Then he says to the Korean "haha, i am not very creative, but i am intelligent and i can use others ideas and improve upon them greatly"

The Korean man walks up to the chieftan and says "put that damn Japanese on my back"

[peen]

The Japanese who had thought such a South Korean to be pitiful dared to be beaten 100 times with the whip instead of him. Because British people and the Japanese admitted the wisdom and courage by the patriarch, and had been invited as tribe's member, it did. The South Korean whom the patriarch did not admit is dismantled while living as an unfair person, is scattered on the sea, and is fish's ..

happiness