Stupid things guys say, haha Options

[TootsInTraining2]

Hey, well there are some funny guys who say the funniest things
ex: The stars in your eyes are sparkling like stars

Talk here and say the things that guys have said to you
ex: You hair is nice and soft like straw

No lie^^

[Ombra]

lol ok heres one.

Brett: Meg why doenst jello stick to the tree when i nail it there.
Me: oh. my. dear. god. hmm lets think about this one brett. whats jello made out of?
Brett: solid.
Me: no
Brett: er..... *thinks a while goes to a different class then me.*
* NEXT PERIOD *
Brett: MEGAN MEGAN I KNOW!
Me: yes?
Brett: its a liquid
Me: GOOD!
Brett: ok so why doesnt it stick?
Me: *headdesk*

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Ryan: hey meg, did you sit in something red?
Me: Omg! *tears up*
Ry: meggy meggy its alright, we can get the paint out of your pants.
Me: omfg. *cries*
Ry: *holds me* really meg we have some good paint.. er.. getter.. outer?
Me: ry its not paint you cute idiot *cries* i started my period.
Ry: aww ... blood paint, how sweet. *teases me*
Me: OMG *pinches him*

^ it was stupid but cute cause he made me feel better.
^^ brett is an idiot sometimes

Some guy: Hey baby can i hold your barbie cause i cant hold you?
Some other guy: I have a bull.......... you wanna ride it? *wink wink*

^ morons

[HoodieObsessed]

[quote=Ombra,Mar 2 2005, 4:06 PM]
lol ok heres one.

Brett: Meg why doenst jello stick to the tree when i nail it there.
Me: oh. my. dear. god. hmm lets think about this one brett. whats jello made out of?
Brett: solid.
Me: no
Brett: er..... *thinks a while goes to a different class then me.*
* NEXT PERIOD *
Brett: MEGAN MEGAN I KNOW!
Me: yes?
Brett: its a liquid
Me: GOOD!
Brett: ok so why doesnt it stick?
Me: *headdesk*

HAHAHAHAA....ahh, tha'ts jsut too good...