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 Mar 3 2005, 06:01 PM
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 NO. I'm not 13. or 14. or 15. or 16.  Group: Member Posts: 4,616 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,577  |
my friend told me this one today..it was pretty funny at the time, but i'm not sure if you guys will like it or not...haha. let's give it a try. it was so much funnier when my friend told it cause she added this italian accent in..hahah.
so luigi is this catholic boy, and for christmas he wants a BMX trick bike. so his mom says, "luigi, why don't you write a letter to baby Jesus and ask for your bike?" so he goes to his room, gets out a clean sheet of paper, and starts, "Dear baby Jesus, if i promise to be a good boy for ........a month..." and then he stops. "wait a minute! i cannot be good for so long; it is too hard." so he crumples up the paper and starts again. "Dear baby Jesus, if i promise to be a good boy for..... a week.." and he stops again. "wait wait wait. i cannot be good for that long." so once again he crumples up the paper and starts again. "Dear baby Jesus, if i promise to be a good boy for......one day.." and he stops yet again. "This is not working," he says. "I need to think of something else." Finally, he says, "I have an idea!" He runs to the living room and grabs the statue of Mary, runs to his room, puts the statue in his desk drawer, locks the drawer, and throws the keys out the window. Then he gets a new piece of paper, and writes, "Dear baby Jesus, if you ever want to see your mother again....." |
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Mar 3 2005, 06:10 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
lmao i found that hilarious
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avalon* luigi =P Mar 3 2005, 06:01 PM
cLinT_wEStw0oD lol...that made me smile Mar 3 2005, 06:04 PM Angel_Cece haha lol funny Mar 3 2005, 06:11 PM Beyond Elite That joke really made me laugh out loud! Mar 3 2005, 06:17 PM Litobabygurl88 made me giggle but that kid was smart =) Mar 3 2005, 11:55 PM tofuburger oh i've heard this before...still pretty funny... Mar 6 2005, 02:09 AM d0rkbaby haha i love how kids are sometimes like that =P Mar 6 2005, 02:20 AM dani41790 rofl thats funny Mar 6 2005, 07:19 AM --x who0ps hahahah! nice joke (: Mar 7 2005, 09:09 PM potmonkeyjd That was great!!!!!! I lov... Mar 7 2005, 11:30 PM PAULiNE_x Haha. That was cute.
xo, Pauline Mar 8 2005, 03:52 AM
CUTEBUNNY160 hahaha thats funny Mar 8 2005, 08:40 PM |
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