Stupid things guys say, haha Options

[TootsInTraining2]

Hey, well there are some funny guys who say the funniest things
ex: The stars in your eyes are sparkling like stars

Talk here and say the things that guys have said to you
ex: You hair is nice and soft like straw

No lie^^

[dani41790]

some of my guy friends are stupid:
"whats a tampon... wait... ooooh"
"wat?! girls periods last till they're like 50 non stop? no wonder they're cranky all the time"
"are all girls born bi or something?"

[topsyturvy]

"wat?! girls periods last till they're like 50 non stop? no wonder they're cranky all the time"

LOL!! The male species would die out if they, too, had periods.


A conversation between me and my 2 guy friends (in math class):

A: "Hey, why do girls get cranky when they get their periods?"
me: "Because it's annoying."
B: "It's just a bit of blood. Big deal." *scoffs*
me: "How would you like it to suddenly find a puddle of thick blood in your pants, and then expect to live with that for the next six days?!"
A: "You mean it lasts for the entire time?"
me: *nods*
B: "Even when you're sleeping?"
me: "Yes."
B: "Ooh, that must be inconvenient."
me: "You can bet your sweet life it is."
A: "I always thought they lasted a few seconds.. like just a few drops.."
me: "OMG, NO."

Men are clueless.