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 Feb 26 2005, 04:55 PM
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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted |
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Mar 1 2005, 07:39 PM
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to hell with you  Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
this is old.
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Statistik sunday school class Feb 26 2005, 04:55 PM
ermfermoo Haha ive heard that before. Still funny though. =D Feb 26 2005, 05:06 PM cocoalightning27 heard it too many times at my school... Feb 26 2005, 08:43 PM dani41790 this joke has been posted like 3 times already O_o Feb 26 2005, 10:17 PM --x who0ps QUOTEHaha ive heard that before. Still funny thoug... Feb 27 2005, 03:16 PM JC4P http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php?showtop... Feb 27 2005, 09:16 PM xbr0kensmil3 heard it before Feb 28 2005, 05:52 AM miss barnes i've heard it before but, its still refreshing Mar 1 2005, 01:13 PM kandiapplegrl Never heard it. lol... Mar 1 2005, 05:56 PM avalon* haha. i've never heard that joke. very interes... Mar 1 2005, 06:00 PM __Nessa hehehe. Mar 5 2005, 02:40 PM Frankie tsk tsk tsk. don't sleep in class. Mar 5 2005, 03:38 PM tofuburger i still think it's funny every time i hear it.... Mar 6 2005, 01:51 AM lakerfever2476 Where the hell is the originality here ? Mar 7 2005, 02:33 PM Angel_Cece thats real old. Mar 7 2005, 02:44 PM bab3egurl8o5 yea ive heaard it befor but i still crack up Mar 9 2005, 08:57 PM super_grover08 that is so funny Mar 12 2005, 03:56 PM kyuubi319 ive heard it, but its funny all the same xD Mar 12 2005, 06:08 PM yukichan heard this one before...kinda funny though.. Mar 13 2005, 03:32 AM xXMomoBubbleTeaXx thats soO cute!!!..hehe..I never heard... Mar 13 2005, 04:53 PM chaneun your finally done with the racist jokes... =) Mar 13 2005, 09:39 PM Shadow_Valkyrie I love that song..
i told it to all of my friendz.... Mar 14 2005, 07:00 AM chinesekimchi lmao May 29 2005, 05:39 AM iNyCxShoRT LOLS i love that one. May 29 2005, 06:39 PM MR2_Ricky I heard this one before in a diffrent way May 29 2005, 06:50 PM tooeffingcrazy I heard it before but it is funny. Haha. May 29 2005, 10:00 PM sweet_devil ...haha May 30 2005, 03:33 AM Spiritual Winged Aura haha. i still love it no matter what. May 30 2005, 05:30 AM elmogurly Wow. That Mary is one naughty girl. Jul 3 2005, 03:57 AM
anqie hah rhat's funny Jul 3 2005, 05:04 AM |
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