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The Rabbi and the Priest
BeyondElite
post Feb 27 2005, 04:43 PM
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I got this joke from Amazing Jokes Website and thought that I will share this joke transcript to you all.

"A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither of the clerics is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest's collar and says, 'So you're a priest. I'm a rabbi. Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God. God must have meant that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days.'
The priest replies, 'I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God.'

The rabbi continues, 'And look at this. Here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Mogen David wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.' Then he hands the bottle to the priest.

The priest agrees, takes a few big swigs, and hands the bottle back to the rabbi. The rabbi takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap on, and hands it back to the priest. The priest asks, 'Aren't you having any?'

The rabbi replies, 'No...I think I'll wait for the police.'"
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post Mar 1 2005, 01:23 PM
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heard it before but, just with 2 men. its jacked up
 

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Beyond Elite   The Rabbi and the Priest   Feb 27 2005, 04:43 PM
YoGrandpaIsFine   Aww...how mean.   Feb 27 2005, 04:45 PM
browniebabe121a   haha.. good joke My Xanga   Feb 27 2005, 04:55 PM
JC4P   haha nice browniebabe121a dont advertise put the l...   Feb 27 2005, 05:41 PM
potmonkeyjd   I like it, Pretty Funny!!!   Feb 27 2005, 05:43 PM
--x who0ps   lmao how sad   Feb 27 2005, 08:09 PM
chaneun   heard a diff. version :D   Feb 27 2005, 08:29 PM
yanners   hahaha..the rabbi's so mean.   Feb 28 2005, 07:49 AM
Zer_Wil_De_Mach   lol thats funny i feel sad for the priest   Feb 28 2005, 11:39 PM
miss barnes   heard it before but, just with 2 men. its jacked u...   Mar 1 2005, 01:23 PM
ryfitaDF   a priest and a rabbi see a little boy cross the st...   Mar 1 2005, 01:51 PM
redderstarr   how mean~   Mar 1 2005, 02:32 PM
cHuNsAbAbIe012   damn~! that is so horrible!!! lol...   Mar 3 2005, 09:12 PM
mai_z   ahh horrible! bad rabbi!   Mar 3 2005, 09:40 PM
tofuburger   ohh i've heard a different version of this..bu...   Mar 6 2005, 02:08 AM
WrathOfOnigo   Lol that was funny.. well for awhile i just sat th...   Mar 6 2005, 09:02 PM
kandiapplegrl   ...ok.   Mar 6 2005, 09:09 PM
the_crox   there was a different one... but it's still fu...   Mar 7 2005, 02:52 AM
xbr0kensmil3   hahah wow...   Mar 7 2005, 06:20 AM
Nicolatofu   haha aww the rabbi is a meany!   Mar 7 2005, 07:49 AM
lilphoenix   DUI or is it DWI?   Mar 7 2005, 01:47 PM
instantmusic   thats AWESOME! im so going to synogauge this ...   Mar 10 2005, 10:11 PM
super_grover08   have'nt heard that one yet, its pretty funny   Mar 12 2005, 03:59 PM


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