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Dirty Birds
korbana05
post Feb 26 2005, 01:35 PM
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aNNa BaNaNa >.<
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Hehe... i got this from a CG magazine and thought id pass the joke to yall >.<

A lady told her priest, "Father, I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say 'Hi, We're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"
"I have a solution!" the priest exclaimed. "Bring your parrots to my house and I will put them with my two male taking parrots. My parrots read the Bible and will teach your parrots how to pray."
The next day, the woman took her parrots to the priest's house. His parrots were holding rosary beads and praying.
The Lady put her two female parrots into the cage. "Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?" the female birds asked.
One male parrot looked at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"


lol i thought it was funny.
 
 
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nevernothere
post Feb 27 2005, 03:16 PM
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the Ray... it filters through
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Hahaha... pray for a hooker to pay a visit to your house?
 

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korbana05   Dirty Birds   Feb 26 2005, 01:35 PM
Zer_Wil_De_Mach   lol thats kinda cool...   Feb 26 2005, 09:22 PM
Shortiiex   i think that one was already posted   Feb 26 2005, 10:22 PM
--x who0ps   whoaa nice joke lol   Feb 27 2005, 03:13 PM
nevernothere   Hahaha... pray for a hooker to pay a visit to your...   Feb 27 2005, 03:16 PM
yanners   hahahahahahh. i found it rather funny.   Feb 28 2005, 07:50 AM
miss barnes   lol. i liked it. i wouldnt have thought to end lik...   Mar 1 2005, 01:13 PM
bab3egurl8o5   hehe cool joke   Mar 15 2005, 12:09 AM


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