trix rabbit, will he ever get his yogurt? Options

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i was madd bored and i wondered..mann, how come the trix rabbit never gets his yogurt.. i mean doode, it IS named after him ISNT IT? gosh these kids momas never teach them to share or nothing sheesh. people these days "silly rabbit trix are for kids" dah is so cruel..yess you might be thinkin im wierd right now and maybe i am..just wannted to see what youd think ive gone totally coo-koo

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this calls for a bash.org quote [kind of]

<Galactic>  you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots
<Galactic>  I mean that is just some f**ked UP SHIT
<Galactic>  the Trix rabbit, for example
<Galactic>  I dunno man... if I were him I'd be f**king KILLING some kids
<Galactic>  I remember a commercial where the f**kin rabbit WENT INTO A f**kin STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN f**kin MONEY.
<Galactic>  f**kin kids came outta NOWHERE and basically f**kin mug the poor stupid bitch rabbit
<Galactic>  "silly rabbit Trix are for kids"
<Galactic>  f**kin rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.
<Galactic>  f**k NO that wouldn't fly with me
<Galactic>  I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those f**kin bitches
<Galactic>  and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the shit out of them some more.
<Galactic>  and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a f**kin kid?
<Galactic>  I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot f**kin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think
<Galactic>  "Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"
<Galactic>  NO.
<Galactic>  I'd be thinking
<Galactic>  "that's a 6 foot f**kin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the f**k was I just smoking?"
<Galactic>  another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast"
<Galactic>  last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast
<Galactic>  they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a f**kin grapefruit... who the f**k eats a breakfast that big
<Flaming_Duck>  not me
<Flaming Duck>  I don't even EAT breakfast nomore
<Flaming_Duck>  I mean, I eat when I get up
<Flaming_Duck>  but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME"
<FLaming_Suck>  bitch, you make my f**king sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the f**king money
<Flaming_Duck>  don't give me that shit.
<Galactic>  Back to stupid cereal mascots...
<Galactic>  Lucky Charms.
<Galactic>  f**king LUCKY CHARMS
<Galactic>  Lucky can turn the f**king MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of f**king 6 year olds?!?!?
<Galactic>  C'mon now, Lucky.
<Galactic>  I KNOW your bitch ass has got to have a "Blow the f**king kids up" spell SOMEWHERE
<Galactic>  or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches.
<Galactic>  "They're after me Lucky Charms!"
<Galactic>  ....
<Galactic>  KILL THEM, BITCH!
<Galactic>  I dunno why I went off on this rant here
<Galactic>  it's just always bothered me."