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surgery, [sexuality joke again]
lilxroxy
post Feb 12 2005, 09:24 AM
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it`s quite similiar to the other one i posted...model students

after a car accident, a man needs to have a brain surgery.

man`s family members awaits outside
doctor: we need to perform a surgery on your son, and we need a new brain for him, all in all, we still need permission from family members, so do you want to purchase a brain?
mother: -faints-
relatives: how much would it cost?
doctor: a female brain would cost $30000 us dollars, and a male brain would cost $750000 us dollars..

[guys don`t snicker jst yet..]

relatives: -exclaims at the price- why is a male brain more expensive than a females?!
doctor: would you purchase a used brain or an unused brain?

 
 
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faithin_felix
post Feb 17 2005, 11:28 PM
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lol, guys got owned
 

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lilxroxy   surgery   Feb 12 2005, 09:24 AM
krazykhmergirl   aww dats sad   Feb 12 2005, 10:52 AM
cocoalightning27   lol haha   Feb 12 2005, 02:20 PM
sweetdreamsx3   Haha. Sucker.   Feb 12 2005, 02:44 PM
Outloved   Lol, poor boys. =]   Feb 13 2005, 04:09 AM
jnukes   don't get it   Feb 13 2005, 04:16 AM
SMUSHiENESS   i dont get it either...   Feb 13 2005, 09:41 AM
the_crox   me too....   Feb 14 2005, 01:35 AM
lilxroxy   it jst comes down to.. guys brain cost more bcz t...   Feb 14 2005, 05:41 AM
emo_in_urpanties   how can u guys not get it??   Feb 14 2005, 05:45 AM
lilxroxy   QUOTE(emo_in_urpanties @ Feb 14 2005, 5:45 AM...   Feb 16 2005, 06:06 AM
xbr0kensmil3   oh...took me a while to get it lol   Feb 14 2005, 03:29 PM
ermfermoo   Lol that made me chuckle.   Feb 14 2005, 03:31 PM
lilphoenix   :snickers:   Feb 14 2005, 09:24 PM
DanielleMaria05   LMFAO!!! Thats great. Funny..   Feb 16 2005, 06:34 PM
mai_z   heard it before....   Feb 16 2005, 09:38 PM
faithin_felix   lol, guys got owned   Feb 17 2005, 11:28 PM
Wishful_Dream   ^lol agreed totally. too bad your a guy too.   Feb 18 2005, 04:45 AM
kyuubi319   ^and I think he knows hes a guy :P haha, thats cu...   Feb 18 2005, 03:40 PM
chaneun   at t he beginning of the replies.. it seems as if ...   Feb 18 2005, 05:35 PM
lilxroxy   haha. thats why i said "they`re not using...   Feb 19 2005, 05:03 AM
Spiritual Winged Aura   lol, that's kind of sad, how do they make unus...   Feb 20 2005, 01:56 AM


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