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Gah I have to write a valentines day poem..., Everyone is writing about valentines...
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post Feb 14 2005, 11:27 PM
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Any ideas on a anti valentines day poem?
 
 
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post Feb 14 2005, 11:28 PM
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don't rhyme but put it in iambic pentameter so at least it sounds like poetry...
 
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post Feb 14 2005, 11:30 PM
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QUOTE(largosama @ Feb 14 2005, 11:28 PM)
don't rhyme but put it in iambic pentameter so at least it sounds like poetry...
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I wish it was that simple... My teacher is like 68 and says all poems have to rhyme... I had a 20min arguement today telling him not all poems have to rhyme -.-

I wanna use this poem
"Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
What the hell is that stuff for
People get mushy and start acting queer
It's definitely the most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass.
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass.
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
And wear all black for the rest of the week.
Guys act all sweet but soon it will fade?
For all they are doing is trying to get laid.
The arrow cupid shot at me must not have hit,
Because I think love is a bunch of Shit.
So there's my story... what can I say?
Love bites ass... SCREW VALENTINE'S DAY! "

But I cant cause of the content
 

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