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Special Valentines Joke, cute
exbhai
post Feb 14 2005, 01:48 AM
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IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons
IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water
IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying
IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"
IronChef Foicite: but a potato!
IronChef Foicite: potatos last for f**king ever, man
IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack
IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol
IronChef Foicite: but there's more!
IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"
IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"
 

Posts in this topic
exbhai   Special Valentines Joke   Feb 14 2005, 01:48 AM
espionage   ...do i know you? -__-;; (what school do you go t...   Feb 14 2005, 02:24 AM
exbhai   im in australia =p   Feb 14 2005, 05:14 AM
rustedxemotions   ahha. thats awesome. & so true, too.   Feb 14 2005, 05:18 AM
swtchangel   whooaa.. thats really .. interestingg   Feb 14 2005, 11:20 PM
RiddleMeWonders   Funny.. I've heard that alot lately... But I ...   Feb 15 2005, 09:09 AM
toodlepops.   niice   Feb 16 2005, 05:11 AM
lilxroxy   wow. nice ( : i can kinda piktour how the world w...   Feb 16 2005, 07:04 AM
sammehmyst   haha that joke rocks but still.. i wouldn't re...   Feb 16 2005, 12:33 PM
literemix24   LOL x] potatoesz..are just simply and plainly AWES...   Feb 20 2005, 12:53 PM
archana   Ohhky. That was.. odd. o_0   Feb 20 2005, 09:43 PM
sheepy   ahaha odd indeed but sweet.   Feb 23 2005, 09:34 PM
blondiebombshell   its the thought that counts   Feb 23 2005, 09:37 PM
azngrl7691   lol but potatoes r so random....   Feb 26 2005, 12:01 PM
redderstarr   hahaha, imagine your boyfriend come up to you and ...   Feb 26 2005, 12:04 PM
wind&fire   AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! was that re...   May 24 2005, 12:54 AM
emazing   Mhm, it's really cute, but it's not funny.   May 27 2005, 11:52 PM
i heart john   Not really a joke, but cute nonetheless.   May 28 2005, 10:24 AM
def_gn   hmm potato :D   May 28 2005, 10:48 AM
[[AnGeLiC]]   Haha... very cute!!! But I still prefe...   May 28 2005, 05:37 PM
iNyCxShoRT   LOLS so sweet   May 29 2005, 06:44 PM


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