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Jan 26 2005, 11:17 PM
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crap...I'm hot... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 263 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,649 |
my friend told me this story...
there was a guy on the plane and he had to pee really bad. he went to the guy's bathroom but the toilet was broken. so he asked a flight attendant if he could use the women's bathroom. she said," yes, as long as you dont press too many buttons.." so he went in and was doing his business when he saw three buttons. they were labeled.. H C and ATR out of curiousity, he pressed the H button...hot air came out. he pressed the C button...cold air came out.. he pressed the ATR button and felt a very very sharp pain in between his legs.. he woke up in the hospital.. "what happened?!" he asked a nurse.. "you pressed the Automatic Tampon Remover button" she said with a smile. |
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Feb 13 2005, 10:03 AM
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heh thats funny
no its not real..-.-" airplanes dont have women/men bathrooms. theyre just bathrooms. |
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o_o* ouch! Jan 26 2005, 11:17 PM
jnukes WOAH OMG !!: LOL !!!!.. ..... Jan 26 2005, 11:18 PM
xSWEETxCANDiix ROFL hella funny hahahahha but is that real? Jan 26 2005, 11:19 PM
Skyline Drive L O L
I wasn't expecting that outcome.
By t... Jan 26 2005, 11:26 PM
xj_liana_tx QUOTE(say_what_you_mean @ Jan 26 2005, 11:26 ... Jan 26 2005, 11:40 PM
runforfun529 Ha ha Jan 26 2005, 11:28 PM
Spiritual Winged Aura oh shit, is that for real ? danng, thats hella CRA... Jan 26 2005, 11:29 PM
o_o* dunno. think so.. nah. prob not. now that i think ... Jan 27 2005, 12:07 AM
yukichan ahahaha..funny joke... Jan 27 2005, 02:02 AM
chantel314 Lmao! Haha Jan 27 2005, 05:22 AM
SkaironFrenzy o man! Jan 27 2005, 03:06 PM
Shattered_Hope *lol* Jan 27 2005, 05:32 PM
i heart john Yikes. Jan 27 2005, 05:56 PM
electric shock Lmao. Shouldn't be this humor? =P Anyways, hah... Jan 27 2005, 06:20 PM
xbr0kensmil3 ouch..poor guy lol Jan 27 2005, 06:24 PM
toyo loco poooor guy i bet that hurt Jan 27 2005, 07:16 PM
Mireh they have those? O_O; Jan 27 2005, 11:01 PM
the_crox holy crap!! Jan 28 2005, 03:04 AM
lyin_in_wait this story has many variations, but its still pain... Jan 28 2005, 06:44 PM
largosama ahahaha that's so funny... only cuz it's n... Jan 29 2005, 12:31 AM
baybiiexpinay lmao.. WOOOAAHHH oO Jan 29 2005, 05:32 AM
xGlovex HOLY SHIT !! LOL THATS HALERIOUS Jan 29 2005, 11:13 AM
archana hahaha.
But .. nvm.
OUCH. ;x Jan 29 2005, 02:56 PM
xd0rkette eek. haha Jan 29 2005, 03:01 PM
1--GIRL ROFL hahaha Jan 29 2005, 11:47 PM
Wishful_Dream if that's real that's so sad! but it c... Jan 30 2005, 12:16 AM
in the photobooth hahahahh. I can`t stop laughing. tehe?
That mu... Jan 30 2005, 03:02 PM
TheSpoon ROFL. poor guy tho. =| Jan 31 2005, 12:11 AM
sweetdreamsx3 Lol, that took me a second to understand. :P Feb 6 2005, 10:31 PM
Frankie she said don't push the buttons! Feb 7 2005, 05:02 PM
krazykhmergirl haha Feb 12 2005, 10:58 AM
SMUSHiENESS lols, i heard that joke before, but my friend kept... Feb 13 2005, 09:59 AM
literemix24 ouch.. Feb 20 2005, 01:16 PM![]() ![]() |