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ouch!, poor guy...
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post Jan 26 2005, 11:17 PM
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my friend told me this story...

there was a guy on the plane and he had to pee really bad.
he went to the guy's bathroom but the toilet was broken.
so he asked a flight attendant if he could use the women's bathroom.
she said," yes, as long as you dont press too many buttons.."
so he went in and was doing his business when he saw three buttons.
they were labeled.. H C and ATR
out of curiousity, he pressed the H button...hot air came out.
he pressed the C button...cold air came out..
he pressed the ATR button and felt a very very sharp pain in between his legs..
he woke up in the hospital..
"what happened?!" he asked a nurse..
"you pressed the Automatic Tampon Remover button" she said with a smile.
 
 
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post Feb 13 2005, 10:03 AM
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heh thats funny
no its not real..-.-" airplanes dont have women/men bathrooms. theyre just bathrooms.
 

Posts in this topic
o_o*   ouch!   Jan 26 2005, 11:17 PM
jnukes   WOAH OMG !!: LOL !!!!.. .....   Jan 26 2005, 11:18 PM
xSWEETxCANDiix   ROFL hella funny hahahahha but is that real?   Jan 26 2005, 11:19 PM
Skyline Drive   L O L I wasn't expecting that outcome. By t...   Jan 26 2005, 11:26 PM
xj_liana_tx   QUOTE(say_what_you_mean @ Jan 26 2005, 11:26 ...   Jan 26 2005, 11:40 PM
runforfun529   Ha ha   Jan 26 2005, 11:28 PM
Spiritual Winged Aura   oh shit, is that for real ? danng, thats hella CRA...   Jan 26 2005, 11:29 PM
o_o*   dunno. think so.. nah. prob not. now that i think ...   Jan 27 2005, 12:07 AM
yukichan   ahahaha..funny joke...   Jan 27 2005, 02:02 AM
chantel314   Lmao! Haha   Jan 27 2005, 05:22 AM
SkaironFrenzy   o man!   Jan 27 2005, 03:06 PM
Shattered_Hope   *lol*   Jan 27 2005, 05:32 PM
i heart john   Yikes.   Jan 27 2005, 05:56 PM
electric shock   Lmao. Shouldn't be this humor? =P Anyways, hah...   Jan 27 2005, 06:20 PM
xbr0kensmil3   ouch..poor guy lol   Jan 27 2005, 06:24 PM
toyo loco   poooor guy i bet that hurt   Jan 27 2005, 07:16 PM
Mireh   they have those? O_O;   Jan 27 2005, 11:01 PM
the_crox   holy crap!!   Jan 28 2005, 03:04 AM
lyin_in_wait   this story has many variations, but its still pain...   Jan 28 2005, 06:44 PM
largosama   ahahaha that's so funny... only cuz it's n...   Jan 29 2005, 12:31 AM
baybiiexpinay   lmao.. WOOOAAHHH oO   Jan 29 2005, 05:32 AM
xGlovex   HOLY SHIT !! LOL THATS HALERIOUS   Jan 29 2005, 11:13 AM
archana   hahaha. But .. nvm. OUCH. ;x   Jan 29 2005, 02:56 PM
xd0rkette   eek. haha   Jan 29 2005, 03:01 PM
1--GIRL   ROFL hahaha   Jan 29 2005, 11:47 PM
Wishful_Dream   if that's real that's so sad! but it c...   Jan 30 2005, 12:16 AM
in the photobooth   hahahahh. I can`t stop laughing. tehe? That mu...   Jan 30 2005, 03:02 PM
TheSpoon   ROFL. poor guy tho. =|   Jan 31 2005, 12:11 AM
sweetdreamsx3   Lol, that took me a second to understand. :P   Feb 6 2005, 10:31 PM
Frankie   she said don't push the buttons!   Feb 7 2005, 05:02 PM
krazykhmergirl   haha   Feb 12 2005, 10:58 AM
SMUSHiENESS   lols, i heard that joke before, but my friend kept...   Feb 13 2005, 09:59 AM
smile4me   heh thats funny no its not real..-.-" airplan...   Feb 13 2005, 10:03 AM
literemix24   ouch..   Feb 20 2005, 01:16 PM


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