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 Aug 28 2005, 04:27 AM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast  Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803  |
An old man gets on a crowded bus but no one gives him a seat. As the bus
shakes and rattles, the old man's cane slips on the floor and he falls down. As he gets up, a little boy, sitting nearby, turns to him and says, "If you put a little rubber thingy on the end of your stick, it wouldn't slip." The old man snaps back, "Well, if your daddy did the same thing seven years ago, I would have had a seat today." |
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Aug 28 2005, 02:21 PM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me. Group: Member Posts: 1,128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 61,209 |
lmao.. but wasn't the boy just trying to be nice?
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Aug 28 2005, 03:14 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 147 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 217,916 |
What a mean old man.
I like him. :) |
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Aug 28 2005, 11:17 PM
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 unify and defeat... divide and crumble Group: Member Posts: 2,759 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,379 |
yea well...rude little boy should have offered him the seat lol
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Aug 28 2005, 11:23 PM
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 Call me Elsie Mae Group: Member Posts: 936 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 207,655 |
ahh! did that man have a grumpy day
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Aug 30 2005, 04:09 AM
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 boo Group: Member Posts: 5,512 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,765 |
Hahha. The boy could've offered him a seat.
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