The Emo Song, AHAHAHHA |
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 Aug 27 2005, 12:21 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you!  Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674  |
Lmao! This is absolutely hilarious. Don't be offended.
Here are the lyrics. I had to listen to it over and over again to get them. "Dear Diary, Mood: Apathetic My life is just spiraling downward. I couldnt' get enough money to go to the 'Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry concert'. It sucks 'cause they play some of my favorite songs like "Stab My Heart Because I Love You" and "Rip Apart My Soul" and of course "Stabby Rip Stab Stab". And it doesn't help that I couldn't get my hair into that flippy thing either like that guy from that band can do. Some days, you know." I'm an emo kid, Non-conforming as can be, You be non-comforming too if you look just like me, I have paint on my nails, And makeup on my face, I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs, 'Cause I feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag, I call it freedom of expression, but you call me a fag, 'Cause our dudes look like chicks, And our chicks look like dikes, 'Cause emo is one step below transvestite, Stop my breathing and slit my throat, I must be emo. I don't jump around when I go to shows, I must be emo. I'm dark and sensitive with low self-esteem, The way I dress makes every day feel like Halloween I have no real problems, but I like to make believe, I stole my sister's mascara, Now I'm grounded for a week, Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies, I can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing, Girls keep breaking up with me, It's never any fun, They say they already have a P**sy, They don't need another one. Stop my breathing and slit my throat, I must be emo. I don't jump around when I go to shows, I must be emo. Dying my hair and polish on my toes, I must be emo. I play guitar and write suicide notes, I must be emo. "My life is just a black abyss, you know. It's so dark. And it's suffocating me, grabbing ahold of me, tightening it's grip. Tighter than a pair of my little sister's jeans, which look great on me, by the way." Too lazy to interpret the last verse, but yeah, listen for yourself! "I like tacos" |
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Aug 28 2005, 02:51 AM
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 Donna-chan Group: Member Posts: 1,183 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 120,389 |
pretty....strange..but i'm not emo.
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Aug 28 2005, 03:30 AM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803 |
well, here ya go, i'll say that was pretty funny.
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Aug 28 2005, 09:58 AM
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 Hey Teacher, Leave those Kids Alone! Group: Member Posts: 135 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,324 |
QUOTE 'Cause I feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag, I call it freedom of expression, but you call me a fag, 'Cause our dudes look like chicks, And our chicks look like dikes, 'Cause emo is one step below transvestite, LMAO!! sooo true, sooo true!!  . Damn emo kids, haha, anyway, good one!
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Aug 28 2005, 11:27 AM
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 What a hypocrite. Group: Member Posts: 2,754 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 128,150 |
LMAO@THATEMOSONG.
I love it. But of course, no offense to the 'emos'. |
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Aug 28 2005, 03:41 PM
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 Loser Group: Member Posts: 1,101 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 67,558 |
omg XD XD XD LOVE IT!
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Aug 28 2005, 11:01 PM
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 All I want for Christmas is an Underground Band. Group: Member Posts: 1,046 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,797 |
HAHAHA.
good times. |
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Aug 29 2005, 10:44 PM
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OMFGROFLMFAO...that's the funniest song everrr.
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Aug 29 2005, 11:22 PM
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 cameraman swing the focus! Group: Member Posts: 1,880 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,328 |
that was great.
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Aug 30 2005, 02:01 AM
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 Banned Group: Member Posts: 46 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 217,540 |
hahaha batches i found the song heres the linkEMO SONG!!!
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Aug 31 2005, 01:52 AM
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 You can't keep running from what you're trying to find. Group: Official Member Posts: 5,030 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 54,096 |
LOL i am trying SO hard not to laugh!
cuz it's late... and my dad might wake up... hahahahahaha
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Aug 31 2005, 04:32 AM
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Banned Group: Member Posts: 46 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 217,540 |
haha i play this song when my emo friend comes over. and after i play it i laugh in his face
this is the funniest song ive ever herd
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Sep 3 2005, 10:36 PM
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 Heh, I'm so cool =] Group: Member Posts: 74 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 221,660 |
Lmfao. That's hilarious. I knew HH would get worked in there... Lmao. Funniest thing i've ever heard.
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Sep 4 2005, 09:02 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 7,149 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 213,509 |
lololo thats funny.i read it like 2 times :x
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Sep 17 2005, 02:40 PM
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Yeah, I heard this song a while back. It's really funny, but true. Emo is a type of music, not a way of life and it drives me crazy how these emo kids act. I just want to tell them all to get a life.
But, yeah, haha, pretty funny. |
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Sep 17 2005, 03:02 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,665 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 127,076 |
Pretty nice.
Somewhere funny. Though how it was written seems familiar. 
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Sep 17 2005, 03:09 PM
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 Amberific. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,913 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,772 |
I love that second verse.
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