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 Aug 25 2005, 10:04 AM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast  Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803  |
It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died."
The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, and I died." St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in. He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!" St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job. "Tell me about the day you died?", he said to the third man in line. "OK, picture this, her husband just came home and I'm naked, hiding inside their refrigerator...." |
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Aug 25 2005, 09:13 PM
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Rock Music Enthusiast Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803 |
bumpin again past those horrid jokes
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Aug 25 2005, 09:24 PM
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 Quand j'étais jeune... Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 6,826 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,272 |
how did i missed this one... lol funny!
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Aug 25 2005, 10:16 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 59,711 |
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Aug 27 2005, 08:07 PM
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 *scribble scribble* Group: Member Posts: 1,314 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 119,610 |
hahaha
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Aug 27 2005, 10:30 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
LOL. Oh god.
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Aug 27 2005, 10:35 PM
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 No Day But Today. Group: Member Posts: 1,405 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 99,184 |
HAHA that was funny :P
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Aug 30 2005, 10:51 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
that took me a while.
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Aug 31 2005, 01:05 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Posts: 8,274 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,001 |
What a slut.
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Aug 31 2005, 01:57 AM
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 You can't keep running from what you're trying to find. Group: Official Member Posts: 5,030 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 54,096 |
that's so sad! ahahaha
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Aug 31 2005, 04:36 AM
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 Banned Group: Member Posts: 46 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 217,540 |
hahaha i feel sad for the acrobatic guy though he was inoccent
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Aug 31 2005, 10:57 AM
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 I LiKe CoOkIEs O_o Group: Member Posts: 134 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 196,840 |
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Aug 31 2005, 06:27 PM
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 cheeeesy like theres no tomorrow Group: Member Posts: 3,316 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,142 |
lol they should of replaced refrigerator with a closet or wardrobe. lol why would a naked person hide in a refrigerator.
lol but still it was funny. |
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Aug 31 2005, 09:31 PM
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Ahaha that was funny, but I feel bad for the one that got squished.
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Aug 31 2005, 10:35 PM
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 crushed. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,432 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,026 |
haha, this one made me smile!
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Sep 1 2005, 03:23 PM
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alli Group: Member Posts: 513 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,108 |
thats great!
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Sep 2 2005, 12:25 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
i have already heard this one
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Sep 2 2005, 06:41 PM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
ROFL LMAO i actually laughed so hard on this one
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Sep 5 2005, 09:50 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 205 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,652 |
lol i like this one
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Sep 6 2005, 02:12 PM
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 LOok at the ROse, NOt thiS! Group: Member Posts: 40 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 201,015 |
QUOTE(uninspiredfae @ Aug 25 2005, 9:24 PM) how did i missed this one... lol funny!  HAHHAS |
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