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 Aug 22 2005, 02:42 AM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast  Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803  |
A Horse walks into a bar, orders a beer, sits down at one of the tables, and starts reading his paper. The bartender is a bit shocked by all this, but pours the beer, and brings it over to the horse, who proffers a ten dollar bill for it.
Now the barman figures the horse isn't that bright, so he decides to pull the old 'short-change' trick on him. He duly goes back to the horse with 1 dollar. The horse doesn't say a word. The horse eventually finishes his beer and goes up to the bar to order another. The bartender says to him, "Y'know, we don't get many horses in here." To which the horse replies, "At nine dollars a beer, I'm not surprised!" |
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Aug 22 2005, 03:27 PM
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 A.K.A. Simplicityxx Group: Member Posts: 1,878 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,813 |
 Not as funny as the other jokes.
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Aug 22 2005, 07:12 PM
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so, he is saying thet it is too expensive?
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Aug 22 2005, 08:03 PM
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Rock Music Enthusiast Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803 |
*sigh*
he didn't give the horse the correct change figuring that the horse wouldn't even notice because he's a horse. but the horse did notice, and just figured that the beer was expensive, never mind, i thought it was funny at least, lol |
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Aug 23 2005, 01:56 PM
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 sunshiine Group: Member Posts: 1,080 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,360 |
o. i was left thinking about it too.. until you explained it.. but then its no longer funny then.
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Aug 23 2005, 08:17 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
eh. that was okay
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Aug 23 2005, 08:31 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
Didn't even make me smile. Cute though, hehe.
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