a beautiful voluptuous woman..., went to the gynecologist |
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 Aug 18 2005, 12:32 PM
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im lookin for love this time  Group: Member Posts: 44 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 205,265  |
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.
The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately told her to undress. After she had disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?" "Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities." "That is right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asked. "Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came here in the first place." |
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Aug 18 2005, 02:17 PM
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 Semi-Retarded Member Group: Member Posts: 549 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 175,317 |
LMAO thats hilarious! haha the jerk got what he deserved >:D
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Aug 18 2005, 02:21 PM
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 4/5th of all people do not understand fractions. Group: Member Posts: 735 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,498 |
 LOL very funny I liked it 
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Aug 18 2005, 03:09 PM
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 I come from East Oakland where the youngstas get hyphy! Group: Member Posts: 1,821 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,942 |
That is hella funny. I like it. Dirty but good.
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Aug 18 2005, 03:10 PM
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 The lost and trying to be found.. Group: Member Posts: 444 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,073 |
haha perveted doctor.. gosh.. that's what he gets..
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Aug 18 2005, 04:39 PM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
lol
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Aug 18 2005, 07:15 PM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803 |
lol, not too shabby
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Aug 18 2005, 09:15 PM
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 *scribble scribble* Group: Member Posts: 1,314 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 119,610 |
hahaha what a loser. ><
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Aug 18 2005, 09:18 PM
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 I love you more than sex appeal. Group: Member Posts: 3,045 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,932 |
haha That's funny. That's what he get for being so sexual. haha
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Aug 18 2005, 09:26 PM
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 that heaven is overrated Group: Member Posts: 5,096 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 53,124 |
Lol.. LOSER. :D
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Aug 18 2005, 09:27 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
Ahahahahha. That's funny. And quite disgusting. Naughty gynechologist.
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Aug 18 2005, 10:17 PM
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 Too slow. Group: Member Posts: 2,730 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,320 |
HAHAHA, I like that one.
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Aug 20 2005, 07:40 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
haha. that wasn't too bad
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Aug 20 2005, 10:00 PM
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 HOY!!!!! Group: Member Posts: 268 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,098 |
haha.. poor doctor
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Aug 21 2005, 02:18 AM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
^nah. serves him right
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Aug 21 2005, 02:46 PM
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 Save a guitar, bang a guitarist. Group: Member Posts: 621 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,916 |
Lol, nice.
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Aug 24 2005, 09:59 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 52 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 213,207 |
LOL HAHAHHAHAHAHA
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