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 Aug 14 2005, 12:37 PM
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 ladybugs are hot <3  Group: Member Posts: 1,169 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,802  |
An Asian guy is having his snack (bread and jam) when an American man chuckling chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Asian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
American : "You Asian folks eat the whole bread??" Asian (in a bad mood): "Of course." American (after blowing a huge bubble): "We don`t. In the States, we only eat what`sinside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and export them to Asia." The American has a smirk on his face. The Asian guy listens in silence. The American persists: "do you eatjelly with the bread??" Asian : "Of Course." American : (cracking his gum between his teethand chuckling). "We don`t. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and export them to Asia." Asian ( pissed off) then asks: "Do you have sex in America?" American : "Why of course we do", the American says with a big smirk. Asian : And what do you do with the condoms once you`ve used them?" American : "We throw them away, of course." Asian : "We don`t. In Asia, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and export them to America." |
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Aug 14 2005, 12:42 PM
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Good-Bye. Group: Member Posts: 2,100 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 161,149 |
wrong forum.
but haha |
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Aug 14 2005, 12:45 PM
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 Blasian, Asian, INVASION! Group: Official Member Posts: 4,288 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,769 |
-Moved to Humor-
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Aug 14 2005, 12:46 PM
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we have a humor forum for this, located under "interests"
 moved to humor |
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Aug 14 2005, 01:48 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
this joke has already been posted but it is still funny
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Aug 14 2005, 03:52 PM
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 Yates Group: Member Posts: 346 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,150 |
lol. ewww.
go asian guy! |
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Aug 14 2005, 04:33 PM
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 *scribble scribble* Group: Member Posts: 1,314 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 119,610 |
hahahaha niceee
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Aug 14 2005, 04:36 PM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
hahahahahahaha
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Aug 16 2005, 01:06 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
haha, i remember this joke. naughty naughty!
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