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 Aug 13 2005, 12:10 PM
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 portami via  Group: Member Posts: 467 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,187  |
One day a little boy and his mother were walking through a zoo. They came upon a zebra exhibit where two zebras were having sex.
The little boy asked his mother, "Mommy, what are they doing?" His mother replied, "They're making cake." After the zoo they went to the park. As they were walking they passed a couple having sex on a bench. Once again the little boy asked, "Mommy, what are they doing?" His mother responded, "They're making cake." They went home. The next morning the little boy walked into the kitchen and asked his mother, "Mommy, were you and Daddy making cake last night?" She said, "Yes, why?" The little boy replied, "I licked the icing off the couch." |
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Aug 13 2005, 01:05 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 59,711 |
hahaha.ew
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Aug 13 2005, 01:14 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
eww, gross...
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Aug 13 2005, 01:45 PM
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 skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
ewwww. lmao.
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Aug 13 2005, 02:05 PM
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even though it's old, i still laugh n say 'eww' everytime i read it.
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Aug 13 2005, 05:38 PM
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 My name is Mimi Group: Member Posts: 48 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 201,525 |
Eww..
 
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Aug 13 2005, 05:40 PM
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 sunshiine Group: Member Posts: 1,080 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,360 |
eww.. thats just sick. its funny.. but sick, it seems weird how kids lick things off a couch or anything else.
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Aug 14 2005, 11:26 AM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
LOL
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Aug 14 2005, 11:31 AM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
Ack. That was gross.
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Aug 14 2005, 11:52 AM
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 ladybugs are hot <3 Group: Member Posts: 1,169 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,802 |
eww. i heard that one b4
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Aug 15 2005, 05:15 PM
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 LOok at the ROse, NOt thiS! Group: Member Posts: 40 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 201,015 |
EwsS buh its like haha o.o dunno ;p
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Aug 16 2005, 01:56 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 893 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 68,217 |
Eurgh...e_e
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