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 Aug 13 2005, 03:11 AM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast  Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803  |
A woman was having an affair, when she noticed her husband had just got home.
"Hurry, get in the bathroom!" she said, and pushed him, butt-naked into the bathrooom, when she got back she hid his clothes under the bed. When her husband walked in, he saw her lying there, and said "I'll be right with you honey, but I gotta go to the bathroom quick." When he opened the door, he saw the man, naked, clapping his hands above his head furiously. "Who the hell are you and what are you doing?!" he yelled "I'm the exterminator, I came here for the moth problem" he replied "And why don't you have any clothes on!" the man looks down and says "those sneaky bastards" |
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Aug 13 2005, 01:13 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,746 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,125 |
HAHAHAHA.
Wow. This one made me laugh. |
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Aug 13 2005, 09:06 PM
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 *scribble scribble* Group: Member Posts: 1,314 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 119,610 |
hahahaha that one was funny
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Aug 13 2005, 09:11 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
he is saying the moths stole his clothes?
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Aug 13 2005, 10:07 PM
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 unify and defeat... divide and crumble Group: Member Posts: 2,759 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,379 |
^^ Lolz the moths ate his clothes....
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Aug 14 2005, 11:17 AM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
o lol i didnt get it first
 
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Aug 15 2005, 05:12 PM
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 LOok at the ROse, NOt thiS! Group: Member Posts: 40 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 201,015 |
lol
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Aug 16 2005, 01:27 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
LOL, funny! That's a good one! =)
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Aug 16 2005, 01:37 AM
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 Lurker. Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,161 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,851 |
ahahaha. That was good one. XD It'd be really stupid if he fell for it.
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Sep 5 2005, 06:11 AM
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 your sweetest sin. Group: Member Posts: 416 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,960 |
hahahahhahahha. wow i wasn't expecting that.
moths can be verrry sneak y'know. :D |
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Oct 21 2005, 08:59 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
rofl ! that was hilarious
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Oct 21 2005, 09:31 PM
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 i lost weight with Mulder! Group: Official Designer Posts: 4,070 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 79,019 |
"those sneaky bastards".
haha.
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Oct 27 2005, 06:35 PM
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 ladybugs are hot <3 Group: Member Posts: 1,169 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,802 |
lols
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Nov 17 2005, 10:47 AM
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lol that made me laugh
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Nov 17 2005, 03:31 PM
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 Yawn Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,530 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,772 |
haha very cute :)
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