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 Aug 8 2005, 10:20 PM
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Airplane Meeting
A man walks onto an airplane and takes his seat. He looks up and notices the most beautiful woman he has ever seen boarding the plane. He is nervous, and soon realizes that she is walking down the aisle toward him. When she takes the seat right next to him, he is anxious to begin a conversation. He asks, "Where are you flying to today?" She responds, "To the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago." His mind reeling, he asks, "And what do you do at this meeting?" "Well," she says, "We try to dissolve some of the popular myths about sexuality." "And what myths are those?" he continues, choking back his excitement. She explains, "Well, one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed, when in fact, it is the Native American man who owns this trait. Also, it is widely believed that the Frenchman is the best lover, when actually it is men of Jewish decent who make the best lovers." "Very interesting..." the man responds. Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I just feel so awkward discussing this with you when I don't even know you! What is your name?" The man extends his hand and replies, "Tonto...Tonto Goldstein. |
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Aug 8 2005, 10:28 PM
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is that a jewish and native american name decent fusion. im not really good with names
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Aug 10 2005, 08:40 PM
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Rock Music Enthusiast Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803 |
bump!
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Aug 11 2005, 12:51 AM
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 chocolate luva Group: Member Posts: 265 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,450 |
umm i sort of get it i think
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Aug 11 2005, 04:20 AM
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i don't get it ?
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Aug 11 2005, 04:27 AM
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Rock Music Enthusiast Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803 |
come on people, native american first name, jewish last name
he's lying but he's also saying he's a mix of both types of people, and she just said what it so special about those types of people.... get it? |
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Aug 11 2005, 11:37 AM
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 I intend to live forever-so far, so good. Group: Member Posts: 2,820 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,137 |
man even III got it! and im pretty dumb
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Aug 11 2005, 01:25 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 110 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 197,298 |
That's not very funny.
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