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 Aug 6 2005, 02:26 AM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast  Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803  |
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the
yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five bucks you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole." The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he stuffs the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hairspray and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later, the grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five bucks." The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your grandma." |
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Aug 6 2005, 02:31 AM
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 n3wbie Group: Member Posts: 258 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 150,877 |
O_O
AHAHHAHAHA. That's really funny. |
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Aug 6 2005, 02:50 AM
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 Lil JC Group: Member Posts: 868 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 145,741 |
lol you're really active in humor ware you get this stuff youfunny.com? cuz alot of this looks familiar
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Aug 6 2005, 05:49 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
lol, i saw that one coming. nasty
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Aug 6 2005, 05:56 AM
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 Drowning by numbers Group: Member Posts: 149 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 193,026 |
BAAHAha
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Aug 6 2005, 02:10 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
woah.....ew...
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Aug 6 2005, 04:21 PM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me. Group: Member Posts: 1,128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 61,209 |
lol that was weird.. spraying a little wormy
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Aug 7 2005, 03:17 PM
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 Senior Itis Group: Member Posts: 806 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 121,007 |
HAHAHAHA!!! That's sick, but funny. HAHAHAHA!!
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Aug 8 2005, 08:13 AM
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 The Blue Panda Of Doom Group: Member Posts: 71 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 195,223 |
Haha that's great, I knew something like that was coming when the grandpa ran into the house. hahaha
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Aug 8 2005, 10:36 PM
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haha horny grandparents
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Aug 8 2005, 10:41 PM
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 skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
lmao. disgusting.
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Aug 11 2005, 01:46 AM
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 chocolate luva Group: Member Posts: 265 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,450 |
eeeeeeeeeeeew ... ewwwwwwwwwwww
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Aug 11 2005, 01:19 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 110 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 197,298 |
HAHA! That's cute but kind of groos!
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Aug 12 2005, 09:32 PM
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LOL
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Aug 14 2005, 11:25 AM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
he sprayed his stick with the spray?? to shove it in the hole?
 wow hes horny
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Aug 14 2005, 11:28 AM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
Lmao. What a silly joke.
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Aug 14 2005, 11:29 AM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
Errr. Lol. o_0
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Aug 14 2005, 11:55 AM
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 ladybugs are hot <3 Group: Member Posts: 1,169 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,802 |
hahaha
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