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 Aug 6 2005, 01:07 AM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast  Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803  |
A guy dies and goes to hell
The devil meets him at the gate and says, "Alright, you have died and come to hell. You will spend eternity here, but you get to choose how to spend it. You may choose one of these three doorways. Once you choose a door, you may not change it. So let's get started." The devil opens Door One. The guy looks in and sees a couple of people standing on their heads on a Concrete floor. The guy says, "No way, let's move on." The devil opens Door Two. The guy sees a few more people standing on their heads on a Wood floor. The guy says, "No way, let's move on." The devil opens Door Three. The guy sees a bunch of people standing knee-deep in cow manure drinking coffee. The guy says, "Great, this is the one I will chose." The devil says, "OK, wait right here, I will get you some coffee." The guy settles in with his coffee thinking that this isn't so bad. What's the big deal? After about 10 minutes a voice comes over the loud speaker saying, "Coffee break's over. Back on your heads!" |
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Aug 6 2005, 01:33 AM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me. Group: Member Posts: 1,128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 61,209 |
haha ew they have to stand on there heads on cow manureeee lol thats funny but it stucks for himm
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Aug 6 2005, 01:41 AM
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 boo Group: Member Posts: 5,512 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,765 |
Poor guy. He thought he made the right choice.
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Aug 6 2005, 01:47 AM
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 Assistant Manager of Personal Group: Member Posts: 1,101 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 26,922 |
ahaha OWNED
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Aug 6 2005, 05:54 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
lol, i heard this one before. dumb guy.
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Aug 6 2005, 08:38 PM
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 *GASP* A ROCK! Group: Member Posts: 291 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 167,837 |
haha should waited and c wat would happen
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Aug 8 2005, 10:49 PM
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atleast the poopie is soft
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Aug 10 2005, 07:39 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 82 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,273 |
^^ haha lol how would yuu know?
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Aug 11 2005, 12:58 AM
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 chocolate luva Group: Member Posts: 265 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,450 |
eeew dirty
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Aug 11 2005, 12:57 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 110 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 197,298 |
That's cute!
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