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 Jul 28 2005, 06:10 PM
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 Ima Robot  Group: Member Posts: 140 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 185,729  |
I took a shit in my backyard. I al;so shat in this bathroom without a stall door, and a black sink, and what looked like shit smeared all over the floor. The dude's room was worse, cus it had things like, " I need asses for my big cock, see me at 8:30." SO gross.
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Jul 28 2005, 06:12 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
I pooed and then went to the computer. I sat down in the chair and told Kelly "I just pooed and my butt feels all funky now." and she went "lmao." Yeah.
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Jul 28 2005, 06:13 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
QUOTE(Spiritedfreak @ Jul 28 2005, 6:12 PM) I pooed and then went to the computer. I sat down in the chair and told Kelly "I just pooed and my butt feels all funky now." and she went "lmao." Yeah. Lmao. I remember that.  
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Jul 28 2005, 06:22 PM
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I used to poop when I was little... not anymore
[EDIT] I mean poop on pants [/EDIT] |
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Jul 28 2005, 06:22 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 4,591 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 77,305 |
I walked into a public bathroom once and saw someone taking a dump, but he used his fingers to go up his ass and scoop them out. EEW, I told everyone that day.
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Jul 28 2005, 06:24 PM
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define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
QUOTE(Aestuarium @ Jul 28 2005, 4:22 PM) I used to poop when I was little... not anymore Seriously? Ew. You're not healthy. Go eat some bananas, it makes you shit. |
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Jul 28 2005, 06:25 PM
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HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
QUOTE(JAMx33 @ Jul 28 2005, 6:22 PM) I walked into a public bathroom once and saw someone taking a dump, but he used his fingers to go up his ass and scoop them out. EEW, I told everyone that day. Eew. It was a he!? Eeeeew.
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Jul 28 2005, 06:26 PM
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haha you know what I mean ¬¬
prunes are more effective |
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Jul 28 2005, 06:27 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 41 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 67,852 |
I went into a restroom and i heard this lady moaning..then i heard this sound bloop bloop..the poop dropping into the water splashing..
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Jul 28 2005, 06:29 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 4,591 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 77,305 |
QUOTE(im_s0_sp0ngey @ Jul 28 2005, 7:25 PM) Eew. It was a he!? Eeeeew.Oh yes, like I'd enter the womens restroom.  I just wanted to go take a piss and people don't lock those doors and I just opened it slightly and THERE HE WAS DIGGING UP THE ASS. Oh I love this topic.
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Jul 28 2005, 06:30 PM
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ROFL
that's creepy |
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Jul 28 2005, 06:51 PM
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Ima Robot Group: Member Posts: 140 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 185,729 |
Gawd, I can't believe you guys enjoy this...Also, this one time, I heard about this guy who shat in a sink!
I a;lso made my sister pick it up. Hehehehe, she thought it was ONLY dog poo...*evil laugh* MWAHAHAHA!!
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Jul 28 2005, 07:04 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 4,591 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 77,305 |
QUOTE(Death2Smilee @ Jul 28 2005, 7:51 PM) Gawd, I can't believe you guys enjoy this...Also, this one time, I heard about this guy who shat in a sink! I a;lso made my sister pick it up. Hehehehe, she thought it was ONLY dog poo...*evil laugh* MWAHAHAHA!!You're the one who made the topic. 
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Jul 28 2005, 07:13 PM
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no Group: Member Posts: 719 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 167,908 |
I know, right?
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Jul 28 2005, 07:25 PM
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 It's anything but cute. Group: Member Posts: 403 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 185,571 |
My dad had to poo, but my mom was in the shower...so he dug a hole outside and crapped in it...
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Jul 28 2005, 07:39 PM
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 It eats you, starting with your bottom. Group: Member Posts: 1,999 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,674 |
QUOTE(oneandonlytammie @ Jul 28 2005, 6:25 PM) My dad had to poo, but my mom was in the shower...so he dug a hole outside and crapped in it... lmao my dad would just go into that bathroom neways.... |
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Jul 28 2005, 07:39 PM
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 i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
My dog, Brandy needed to go to poo poo but there was no one there. So to hide her poo poo. she went downstairs to take a poo and rip off the carpet to hide the poop LOL.
my dog is smart, but stupid for ripping the carpet! |
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Jul 28 2005, 07:44 PM
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 omnomnom Group: Member Posts: 1,776 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 180,688 |
One time I pooed in my cat's litter box when I was like, 5.
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Jul 28 2005, 08:15 PM
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 straight as a rainbow and twice as colorful Group: Member Posts: 523 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 112,415 |
when I was at camp we were gonna go on a canoe trip and then our counselors were telling us how we were gonna have to poop on the trip... and they told us we had to dig holes... and then they demonstrated the "buddy poop" where you lean against each other and share a hole... lmao
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Jul 28 2005, 08:29 PM
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gigi =p Group: Member Posts: 3,679 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,206 |
I went to the washroom during Socials, and to my horror I discovered someone had shit on the toilet seat, smeared it all over the outside of the toilet, and left a fresh dollop of it on the edge of it. Terrified, I ran out of the washroom and went back to Socials, still feeling the urge to pee.
Oh, and in elementary, a guy named Trevor shit on the boy's washroom's wall behind the urinals and smeared it all over the place. The janitors refused to clean it and so, Trevor's teacher had to clean it up herself (by the way, his teacher was the Head Teacher/Vice Principal). He got the head teacher wiping shit off the wall, how hilariously sick. |
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Jul 28 2005, 08:36 PM
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Ima Robot Group: Member Posts: 140 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 185,729 |
Dude, that's sad and twisted...but horribly funny, yes.
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Jul 28 2005, 08:41 PM
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 *GASP* A ROCK! Group: Member Posts: 291 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 167,837 |
woa
evryones getting so bored their talking about shating in the toilet... haha why do you think im here wen i was little somone 4got to lock the doors and then i opened it.... TO BE CONTINUED |
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Jul 28 2005, 08:49 PM
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 ˘ľ Wanting it. ˘ľ Group: Member Posts: 2,060 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,234 |
eww.
 i rermember going to BJ's and on my way out, a peigon pooed on my hand... it was embarassing & scary lol.
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Jul 28 2005, 09:03 PM
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While I was on a tour in China, we took a bathroom break at some unsanitary place. The bathrooms had no doors. And if you know those chinese bathrooms, you have to crouch to pee, instead of sitting on a toilet. Anyway, I needed to go badly, so i just went to look in a random one. There was already a girl in there, with her ass facing me..with..stuff...coming...out...
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Jul 31 2005, 11:29 AM
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straight as a rainbow and twice as colorful Group: Member Posts: 523 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 112,415 |
8:30...
woot, that bathroom was really gross... *shudders* Edgewater Park... lol (at least I think that's what it's called) and you forgot to mention that in that bathroom the floors weren't just covered in shit... there were little white dots... *shudders* that was sooooo gross!!! |
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Jul 31 2005, 11:40 AM
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 it's our chemistry Group: Member Posts: 1,151 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,775 |
Hm I went to the bathroom where I had to pee and there were "bathroom haikus" all over the walls.
"As you stare in space And contemplate the bathroom Someone has to shit." It was weird. 
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Jul 31 2005, 12:40 PM
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wtf is up with this topic?
i got shat on by a bird before. hey, its good luck though. |
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Jul 31 2005, 03:25 PM
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 Bay Area YadadaDiiiig. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,249 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,202 |
once my brother crapped in the snow and used leaves to wipe his butt. he was like 8 or 7 [:
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Jul 31 2005, 05:43 PM
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It's anything but cute. Group: Member Posts: 403 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 185,571 |
QUOTE(maia_dc @ Jul 31 2005, 12:40 PM) Hm I went to the bathroom where I had to pee and there were "bathroom haikus" all over the walls. "As you stare in space And contemplate the bathroom Someone has to shit." It was weird. WOW |
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Jul 31 2005, 06:03 PM
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Bay Area YadadaDiiiig. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,249 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,202 |
QUOTE(anovation @ Jul 31 2005, 10:40 AM) wtf is up with this topic? i got shat on by a bird before. hey, its good luck though. that happened to me too. right on my face. i ran down the street to my friends house and washed it off. it was warm. |
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Aug 4 2005, 08:57 PM
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Ima Robot Group: Member Posts: 140 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 185,729 |
One time, I was at my friend's house, and I had to shit, sso I did, but it was so big, it got stuck in the toilet and I had to moosh it up so that it would flush and go away.
LMAO |
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Aug 4 2005, 09:02 PM
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 My peanut. Group: Member Posts: 948 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 187,456 |
thats nasty.
Someone should close this topic. |
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Aug 4 2005, 09:03 PM
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It eats you, starting with your bottom. Group: Member Posts: 1,999 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,674 |
was the other one closed?
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Aug 4 2005, 09:09 PM
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Ima Robot Group: Member Posts: 140 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 185,729 |
No, people just stopped replying, so I made anew one!! I'LL NEVER LET IT DIE!!!! *EVIL LAFF* MWAHAHAHA!!!
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Aug 4 2005, 09:11 PM
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this is freakin disgusting...talk about that with your parents or something.
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Aug 4 2005, 09:11 PM
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It eats you, starting with your bottom. Group: Member Posts: 1,999 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,674 |
That was a bad idea, just go find the topic and post in it again, you're gonna get in trouble now...
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Aug 4 2005, 09:15 PM
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 I intend to live forever-so far, so good. Group: Member Posts: 2,820 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,137 |
thats sick as hell
yeah you should o back and find the older topic |
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Aug 4 2005, 09:47 PM
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 TOISU!! Group: Member Posts: 1,996 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 92,516 |
Well that sucks.
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Aug 4 2005, 09:52 PM
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i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
ROFL!! that happened to me too!! but you know whats funny? the lady told that it's her fault so her son got chopsticks and break them into pieces.. ROFL!! it was gross... omg if he found out it was mine.,. HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
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Aug 4 2005, 09:54 PM
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this guy i no got locked out of his house and really needed to go to the toilet so he jumped thru the bedroom window all we heard was him run to the toilet and then the shower turn on wen he came out he was like "f**k i shat my pants"
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Aug 4 2005, 09:56 PM
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 Lil JC Group: Member Posts: 868 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 145,741 |
ok you have so many bad topics its not even funny have you even read the guidelines? or the FAQ? or the guidelines for n00bs? get over your shit its not interesting
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Aug 4 2005, 10:01 PM
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Omg. That's gross.
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Aug 4 2005, 10:25 PM
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uh oh! It's only a shit.
No need ot make another thread. |
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Aug 4 2005, 10:40 PM
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ok that's completely vileee.. i don't think any of us need to hear poop stories.
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Aug 4 2005, 10:46 PM
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Omg, this was...unecessary.
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Aug 4 2005, 10:48 PM
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I intend to live forever-so far, so good. Group: Member Posts: 2,820 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,137 |
QUOTE(lbjshaq2345 @ Aug 4 2005, 6:56 PM) get over your shit its not interesting yeah.. you should keep your personal buisness personal |
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Aug 4 2005, 10:54 PM
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 sunshiine Group: Member Posts: 1,080 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,360 |
QUOTE(wonders79 @ Aug 4 2005, 7:46 PM) Omg, this was...unecessary. couldnt have said it better. |
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Aug 4 2005, 10:59 PM
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QUOTE(Shana_Kru @ Aug 4 2005, 10:54 PM) this guy i no got locked out of his house and really needed to go to the toilet so he jumped thru the bedroom window all we heard was him run to the toilet and then the shower turn on wen he came out he was like "f**k i shat my pants" couldn't he have gone to mc donalds, barnes and noble, a friend's house, or somewhere else? there are plenty of bathrooms out there. why are you proud of this story...?  it's f*cking disgusting
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Aug 5 2005, 03:48 AM
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 boo Group: Member Posts: 5,512 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,765 |
 OMG. i CAN'T BELIVE THAT HAPPENED.
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Aug 5 2005, 05:05 AM
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 :hammer: Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,849 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,700 |
Duplicate topics aren't allowed.
Topics Merged |
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Aug 5 2005, 06:48 AM
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 Oh you'd be surprised Group: Member Posts: 2,406 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,886 |
i never really had scary times when im pooping. but i do get scared when i get ugly strange formed crap...
..yeah |
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Aug 5 2005, 07:48 AM
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Well, never had anything like that before but I did have ghost poopie. Like when you feel like you needa poop when you do nothing comes out on the toilet paper
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Aug 8 2005, 12:11 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,881 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,134 |
AHAHA.
something like that happened. I went to my friends house and took a dump. but her toilet had some problem and when i flushd it wen down and everything but i came back up and hte water was all bown. andw e were in a hurry and her dad had to fix it and it was stinky. |
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Aug 8 2005, 03:33 PM
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 Residential Crazy Child Group: Member Posts: 934 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 116,897 |
QUOTE My dad had to poo, but my mom was in the shower...so he dug a hole outside and crapped in it... That's what my mom and dad had to do in Guyana....Toilets weren't that common. I feel blessed.  Once in kindergarden I pooped my pants and my mommy had to come to the school with a change of clothes. 
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Aug 8 2005, 04:48 PM
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mood: content Group: Member Posts: 2,063 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,325 |
QUOTE(angel-roh @ Jul 28 2005, 7:39 PM) My dog, Brandy needed to go to poo poo but there was no one there. So to hide her poo poo. she went downstairs to take a poo and rip off the carpet to hide the poop LOL. my dog is smart, but stupid for ripping the carpet! WHOA, smart dog. Haha, you guys are so graphic. |
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Aug 8 2005, 05:29 PM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
i was at a party taking a poop. little did i know some people were playing hide and seek and a girl jsut decided to hide in the bathroom cupboard. so after i was done pooping i noticed the cupboard open up a little then close again so i opened it and oh my god a person.
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Aug 8 2005, 06:01 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 30 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 98,826 |
scaary! =O
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Aug 8 2005, 06:25 PM
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QUOTE(aznxdreamer @ Aug 8 2005, 5:29 PM) i was at a party taking a poop. little did i know some people were playing hide and seek and a girl jsut decided to hide in the bathroom cupboard. so after i was done pooping i noticed the cupboard open up a little then close again so i opened it and oh my god a person. ^ LMAO, i hope your pants were up 
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