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 Aug 4 2005, 06:47 PM
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 4/5th of all people do not understand fractions.  Group: Member Posts: 735 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,498  |
Friendz r like condoms...they protect u when thingz get hard...
1.Kiss on da hand=I adore u 2.Kiss on da cheeks=I jus want 2 b friends 3.Kiss on da neck=I want u 4.Kiss on da lips=I love u 5.Kiss on da ears=I'm jus playin 6.Kiss anywhere else=Lets not get carried away 7.Look into ur eyes=kiss me 8.Playin wit ur hair=I cant live without u 9.Hand on ur waist=I love u 2 much 2 let u go 10.have sex wit u=b/c i love u(shit wateva) tough tymes dont last.but tough ppl do.f**k ur pastdont let it f**k you... i droped a tear in da ocean...da day u find it will b da day i will stop lovin u... i could b in a room wit 100 girlz...and ur'll still be da onyi girl on my mind... Da best things in life r unseen,dats y we close our eyes when we kiss,dream,n love... Cutest pick up line: My name is Chance....Do i have one??? 
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Aug 4 2005, 06:52 PM
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 I come from East Oakland where the youngstas get hyphy! Group: Member Posts: 1,821 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,942 |
I like the last part, it was cute
 . But that 1-10 thing was like uhh okay.
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Aug 5 2005, 04:13 PM
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 I intend to live forever-so far, so good. Group: Member Posts: 2,820 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,137 |
thats not the greatest pick up line
.. well actually its pretty darn good but i thot of one [100% me] *holds out her hand* could you hold this for me? *walk home hand in hand* lol i hope you get it  nice phrases btw |
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Aug 5 2005, 04:15 PM
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 skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
My name is Chance....Do i have one??
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Aug 6 2005, 01:15 AM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
were you raised on a farm? cause you sure know how to raise a cock.
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Aug 6 2005, 10:50 AM
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4/5th of all people do not understand fractions. Group: Member Posts: 735 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,498 |
QUOTE(aznxdreamer @ Aug 6 2005, 12:15 AM) were you raised on a farm? cause you sure know how to raise a cock. 
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Aug 8 2005, 10:54 PM
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 Member Group: Member Posts: 19 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 197,329 |
QUOTE(aznxdreamer @ Aug 6 2005, 1:15 AM) were you raised on a farm? cause you sure know how to raise a cock. hahaha |
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Aug 9 2005, 12:28 AM
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Newbie Group: Member Posts: 5 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 195,760 |
 so cheeseey hehe
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Aug 10 2005, 06:54 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 82 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,273 |
LoL cute pickup line
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Aug 11 2005, 01:15 AM
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 chocolate luva Group: Member Posts: 265 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,450 |
awwwwwwww cute
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Aug 11 2005, 01:17 AM
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 The lost and trying to be found.. Group: Member Posts: 444 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,073 |
QUOTE(littlebit2006 @ Aug 4 2005, 3:52 PM) I like the last part, it was cute . But that 1-10 thing was like uhh okay.haha yeah i agree wit you!! |
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Aug 11 2005, 12:51 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 110 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 197,298 |
That was cute. I love dumb pick up line there sooo fun to think of - not use.
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