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 Aug 3 2005, 12:06 PM
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 *GASP* A ROCK!  Group: Member Posts: 291 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 167,837  |
ok theirs these 3 men
1 Filipino, 1 japanese, and 1 american they all die in a car crash and go to heaven in heaven they meet god god says "u must get me one stone before passing throught the gates of heaven" so they all go and find a stone the filipino- a medium sized stone the japanese- large stone the american- a small stone they all bring their rocks to god and god says "i shall transform all your stones into bread" the filipino and the japanese men are very pleased witht eh size of their bread, but the american was jealous. after they all had eaten their bread, God thed said- "You must also get one stone and bring it back to me before you all become angels" So they all went to get stones again Filipino- a small Japanese- a medium But the american, thinking he was smart had thought, "hmm he might turn the stone into bread again, i should get this big boulder(sp?)" so he got a boulder. they all bring their stones (and boulders) to god. God says- "Now you must throw your stones. Who's ever get the farthest away shall hav the most benefits in heaven" and of course the Filipino and Japanese easily through theirs and had a tie. on the other hand the american could not throw his so he could receive any benfits at all. but before they even tried to go to heaven again god had said "You shall do one last task before going to Heaven. Get me two stones and bring them back to me" The filipino- two small stones the japanese- two medium stones American- one large and one small, thinking that if gods gonna turn one rock into bread, he would use the big stone, but if he need to throw a rock, he would use the small rock. So they bring the rock to god and then god says, "These stones shall be the size of your balls." American- "OOO!! U MEAN LIKE SEASAME BALLS?" God- "No not the food, the two balls connected to your lower body" American- "O SHIT" and of course the american did not go to heaven My dad told me this so if its not funny blame my dad.. This post has been edited by DullStringedGuitar: Aug 3 2005, 12:13 PM |
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Aug 3 2005, 12:09 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
I don't get it...
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Aug 3 2005, 12:11 PM
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*GASP* A ROCK! Group: Member Posts: 291 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 167,837 |
QUOTE([f) eleeza,Aug 3 2005, 12:09 PM]I don't get it...  i edited the last part to make more sense... |
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Aug 3 2005, 05:11 PM
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uhh... i don't get it either.
so.. he doesn't go to heaven cuz he has uneven ball sizes? 
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Aug 4 2005, 12:55 AM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me. Group: Member Posts: 1,128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 61,209 |
^ lol i dont get it either
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Aug 4 2005, 01:52 AM
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I'M BACK!!! Group: Member Posts: 58 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 192,688 |
lmao -_- no clue about the last part but funny as hell.
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Aug 4 2005, 03:37 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
haha, im confused too
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Aug 7 2005, 05:54 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 192 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 142,578 |
he said oh shit so he ddnt get in..
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Aug 8 2005, 10:48 PM
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wow 2 uneven balls. one gigantic and one puny..lolz
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Aug 10 2005, 07:41 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 82 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,273 |
LOL. yuur dad is comfortable telling yuu these kinds of jokes?
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Aug 10 2005, 08:29 PM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803 |
what a weird joke, i like mine better... : )
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Aug 11 2005, 12:53 AM
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 chocolate luva Group: Member Posts: 265 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,450 |
umm ahah
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Aug 11 2005, 01:06 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 110 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 197,298 |
Stupid american!
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Aug 14 2005, 04:41 PM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
its wierd
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Aug 14 2005, 08:48 PM
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alli Group: Member Posts: 513 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,108 |
americans arent that stupid...
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Aug 15 2005, 05:07 PM
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 LOok at the ROse, NOt thiS! Group: Member Posts: 40 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 201,015 |
u mean o.O dere ass? huh? lol buh bfore it was kinda funny ;p
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Aug 15 2005, 05:12 PM
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 The lost and trying to be found.. Group: Member Posts: 444 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,073 |
haha that was funny
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Aug 16 2005, 08:48 AM
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StReEtBaWlEr91 Group: Member Posts: 250 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,718 |
LOL!!!! i get it
my mom used to tell me that story when i was little i always thought it was kinda corny lol |
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Dec 31 2006, 02:37 AM
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lol
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Dec 31 2006, 11:04 AM
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QUOTE(anubis @ Aug 3 2005, 5:11 PM) uhh... i don't get it either. so.. he doesn't go to heaven cuz he has uneven ball sizes? maybe because his ball was too heavy? the boulder one... |
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Jan 1 2007, 03:16 PM
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 hi, im capital barbie. Group: Member Posts: 108 Joined: Dec 2006 Member No: 489,929 |
QUOTE(ashopely @ Dec 31 2006, 4:04 PM) maybe because his ball was too heavy? the boulder one... LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Jan 7 2007, 11:16 AM
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 long time no CB. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,889 Joined: Jan 2007 Member No: 493,502 |
hahahaha. i get it :p
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Jan 7 2007, 07:57 PM
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QUOTE(alli @ Aug 14 2005, 5:48 PM) americans arent that stupid... ..i wouldn`t count on that.the joke was funny.
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Jan 10 2007, 10:04 AM
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I'm Cattt. :] Group: Validating Posts: 1,722 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,831 |
i liked the uneven balls part... but why don't you go into heaven...
thats confusing |
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