the dumbest things said, people can be sooo dumb |
 Jul 29 2005, 09:32 PM
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 it's our chemistry  Group: Member Posts: 1,151 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,775  |
Have you ever been having a conversation with someone who's probably one of the dumbest people you've ever known, but you don't want to say anything? Yeaa well sometimes it can be sooo funny.
Like today, I was talking with this guy who's about 15 and works the same job as me. There was no one else to talk to, so the conversation went like this: Me: Sooo what're you gonna get with your first paycheck? Him: Weeeeelll uhhhhhhh hmmmmm.... uhhhm... Me: ...  Him: Ohhh ok ok ok i got it: wif my first paycheck, imma support mah mom. Buy her sumpn nice. Then imma come in the next day, wif a whole new wardrobe. Y'all won't even recognize me.... Me:  (yea except that we get paid like 2 cents above minimum wage, that's all)Him:  Me: ...Oh! Oh uh yea good for you! Him: So imma buy myself some new sneakers, blah blah blah blah blah.... I just walked off and he didn't even notice. Geez. 
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Jul 30 2005, 01:05 AM
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lmfao. i dont have many convos like that...but i was watching kids say the dardest things and they were looking back when art linkletter was hosting the show and he asked
art: if you were an animal, what would you be? girl: a cow. art: do you know how many stomachs a cow has? girl: ::holds up 4 fingers:: art: so where do you get the milk? girl: the market. |
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Jul 30 2005, 12:20 PM
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 Ima Robot Group: Member Posts: 140 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 185,729 |
One time, we were riding to DC for a class trip, and I fell asleep midsentence. Thye woke me up and I said, "Sorry, I'm a necrphiliac" Aaaaahhhh!!! I meant to say narcoliptic, someone who falls alseep instantly, but instead I sed I f**k dead people! SOOOOOO STUPID!!
Oh yeah, and then my friend mistook a packet of condoms for lifesavers once...It was so silly... |
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Jul 30 2005, 12:31 PM
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 My peanut. Group: Member Posts: 948 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 187,456 |
 Thats really funny there was this one time I was talking wiff my friend and she was like:Friend: Im the smartest person in this world.. Me: Uhh kay.. haha Friend: Yeah. I have a brain of a elephant. They have awesome memories. Me: Elephants have a brain the size of Peanut.. Friend: mhmm i see..darn..  haha sometimes people dont think! |
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Jul 30 2005, 06:34 PM
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 n3wbie Group: Member Posts: 258 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 150,877 |
ahhaa. yeah.
ME: hey, Do you know what UCLA stands for? I bet you don't. Friend: Yeah, I do. It's University of California in Louisana. ME: sure?Friend: Yeah, you don't believe me? Let's bet. He wasn't kidding either. XD |
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Jul 30 2005, 08:43 PM
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 ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
ahahahah. thats one sad conversation. ahahahahhaha
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Jul 30 2005, 09:38 PM
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 i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
QUOTE(anovation @ Jul 29 2005, 11:05 PM) lmfao. i dont have many convos like that...but i was watching kids say the dardest things and they were looking back when art linkletter was hosting the show and he asked art: if you were an animal, what would you be? girl: a cow. art: do you know how many stomachs a cow has? girl: ::holds up 4 fingers:: art: so where do you get the milk? girl: the market.  LOL. i had that same conversation too. because she said she used to be a farmer. LOL. |
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Jul 30 2005, 09:42 PM
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 dakishimetainoni... Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,322 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,318 |
i remember this one time when i was in a chatroom back in the day...this one guy in the room said that he was amish
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Jul 30 2005, 09:47 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 785 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 143,525 |
me: oh wow, your a genius. [sarcasm]
person: i am not!!!!!!! me: ... person: ... person: what's a genius? person: oh! nevermind i remember now! eh, I think she was drunk or something... |
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Jul 30 2005, 10:12 PM
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 straight as a rainbow and twice as colorful Group: Member Posts: 523 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 112,415 |
QUOTE(Death2Smilee @ Jul 30 2005, 12:20 PM) One time, we were riding to DC for a class trip, and I fell asleep midsentence. Thye woke me up and I said, "Sorry, I'm a necrphiliac" Aaaaahhhh!!! I meant to say narcoliptic, someone who falls alseep instantly, but instead I sed I f**k dead people! SOOOOOO STUPID!! Oh yeah, and then my friend mistook a packet of condoms for lifesavers once...It was so silly... *laughs her ass off* I remember that!!!! that was so funny!!! *sighs* good times, good times... |
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Jul 30 2005, 10:12 PM
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Haha, when me, Katt, Anna, and Steven were in a chatroom talking about sn colors.
wonders75: b a s i i i c k: wonders75: and I can't see your sn PrinciplesOwner: Ew, yellow. PrinciplesOwner: *cringe* wonders75: and there's: sweet dreemer13 sweet dreemer13: what??? Aka Ryu UX: Sweet dreemer is gray for me. And Steven is purple. sweet dreemer13: its red for me LMAO, the entire convo is in the humor section: http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=91708 |
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Jul 31 2005, 01:19 AM
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 Lil JC Group: Member Posts: 868 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 145,741 |
ok me and my friends always say what are you smokin when somebody's actin weird and this girl was all over me and stuff and i go what are you smokin and she goes ecstasy...(by the way you cant/aren't supposed to smoke ecstasy) she's not too bright and sometimes when somethin tastes bad she goes eww gag me with a fishstick...wtf is that?
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Jul 31 2005, 02:14 AM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
QUOTE(anovation @ Jul 30 2005, 2:05 PM) lmfao. i dont have many convos like that...but i was watching kids say the dardest things and they were looking back when art linkletter was hosting the show and he asked art: if you were an animal, what would you be? girl: a cow. art: do you know how many stomachs a cow has? girl: ::holds up 4 fingers:: art: so where do you get the milk? girl: the market. that girl is so adorable.. when i was in year 5, i had this classmate and shes like: friend: you know, cows are cannibals me: they're vegetarian friend: duh i know, i'm not stupid. me: so they wont eat each other... friend: but they eat each others food.  and this year 3 dude, shes saw someone do sth bad, and shes like girl: OMG!! I'm so gonna tell on the teacher! |
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Jul 31 2005, 02:19 AM
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sumpn
ROFL I've had many of those, I just don't remember, but yours was funny :P |
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Jul 31 2005, 02:45 AM
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 I intend to live forever-so far, so good. Group: Member Posts: 2,820 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,137 |
me: how do you spell sugar
lilsis: C-I-G-A-R me: um not quite.. hmm well then how do you spell cigar?! lilsis: S-U-G-A-R shes such a cutie.. the english language is very messed up dont ya think |
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Jul 31 2005, 02:48 AM
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(′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
^thats adorable..
honestly..i think stupid lil kids are adorable, is that bad? |
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Jul 31 2005, 02:50 AM
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 TOISU!! Group: Member Posts: 1,996 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 92,516 |
My dad is a huge blonde. Even though he has brown, curly hair.
I don't feel like giving examples though. Too many to give. |
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Jul 31 2005, 12:48 PM
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it's our chemistry Group: Member Posts: 1,151 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,775 |
QUOTE(chii @ Jul 30 2005, 9:42 PM) i remember this one time when i was in a chatroom back in the day...this one guy in the room said that he was amish Haha that's really funny.. 
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Aug 2 2005, 02:04 PM
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jane-you are so predictable dude
vinny-i am not predcitble! jane-you spelled it wrong you idiot. |
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Aug 4 2005, 04:22 PM
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you're a biscuit-butt. Group: Member Posts: 122 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,523 |
Me: Do you remember when that guy killed your tiny red basketball?
Cousin: Oh, yeah! That stupid... Me: The roll was balling down the driveway... Cousin: The roll was balling down the driveway?! Me:   Cousin: ^ Does that count? |
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Aug 4 2005, 04:29 PM
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 Bay Area YadadaDiiiig. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,249 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,202 |
me : alex whyd you shave your mustache ?
alex: cos your ugly. thats why. me: uh..yes very logical |
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Aug 4 2005, 06:04 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,881 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,134 |
im the one htat says the stupid stuff >.<
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Aug 4 2005, 08:15 PM
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Ima Robot Group: Member Posts: 140 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 185,729 |
Omg, I knew this one guy who was with his mom at the teen help center, and ther were jars on a desk, and he pulls one out and sez " Hey look, Lifesavers! " Turns out they were condoms. LMAO.
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Aug 4 2005, 09:41 PM
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 young enough to not give a f*ck Group: Member Posts: 1,149 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,060 |
me and my friend were chatting and he asked me:
whats your sn, i forgot it since i have this new sn and i need my list back. and my other firend asked while we were chatting: are you online?becuase i need your sn, i lost it >< |
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Aug 4 2005, 09:53 PM
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 i really wanna say those three little words.. <3 Group: Member Posts: 241 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 99,636 |
we went on a trip to nyc in 8th grade and got to see NBC studios. well we go into one of the filming rooms.. and my friend goes "what are all the car engines doing on the ceiling?" referring to all the lights. ahh she's so funny.. she's such a blonde but she's not stupid, just says ditzy things. i wish i could remember more.. ahh maybe if they come to my mind ill add some.
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Aug 4 2005, 10:29 PM
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it's our chemistry Group: Member Posts: 1,151 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,775 |
Me talking to the same guy:
*filling out our time sheets* Him: ....uhm uhhh hmmm.... Me: ...what's wrong? (it's not that hard to fill out a timesheet dumbass) Him: If I work from 9:30 to 2:30 that's uhhhh 6 hours right? Me: ...Him: Uh wait, no I got it... that's 5 hours! Me: ...yea, that's right. Him: Damn I need my green card to cash in my check!
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