oh.my., this is SO SAD! PELASE HELP! Options

[piney]

i'm making a petition. and you'll understand why after you go to Bonsai Kittten. THis man, owner of the Bonsai Kitten Business, living in japan, takes kittens and puts them in glass bottles. he does this for weeks...until the kitten's body forms to the shape of the bottle. They feed the kitten through a tube. They call their business "preserving the long lost art of body modification in housepets." They call this animal abuse an art! These words were taken directly from the website:
"At only a few weeks of age, a kitten's bones have not yet hardened and become osseous. They are extremely soft and springy. In fact, if you take a week-old kitten and throw it to the floor, it will actually bounce!"

that is an image to prove what I am telling you about. And another:

And another:

And one more:

Does that cat look happy to you. Some of you are probably thinking, "Well it gets fed, so its okay." First of all, yes, it gets fed at least, which is good. But do you think the sort of people who would squeeze a kitten in a glass bottle would feed it nutritious food? And second of all, how can a kitten possibly recieve love when it is in a bottle? Think of how you would feel if you were taken from your mother, shoved into a glass bottle, and fed through a tube.
We need to stop this. If you sign this petition, you can save many kittens lives. This is animal abuse, and it can't go on any longer. PLEASE sign, and repost anywhere: your xanga, your myspace, your myspace bulletin, email, etc. Thank you so much!

Name and Location:

1. .

(I'm hoping to reach at least 200 signatures)
Please, if you are the 200th signer, email this to me:

gummybear713@yahoo.com

Thank you so much! Hopefully we will put a stop to this!!!

[KELLYYY]

I thought it was a prank. :x

[maia_dc]

But uh as we all know Bonsai Kittens is a hoax. It's FAKE, okay?
So calm down.

Someone please close this?

[iheartjohn]

At Bonsai Kitten, we are happy to take care of all the little details and simply deliver to you a fully shaped kitten according to your specifications. However, for those who have applied for and received the appropriate Bonsai Kitticulture permits from the U.S. government, we are happy to provide details of the procedure to those who want to start from "scratch"! There are three main requirements that must be considered when making a Bonsai Kitten:

Air. This ought to go without saying, but you'd be surprised how many amateurs forget this detail and wind up with a cold, hard kitty in the morning! If the containment vessel is sealed, you must drill airholes prior to kitten insertion. A diamond drill is recommended for glass vessels.
Food & Water. Especially if the kitten's head is being shaped (one of the most versatile aspects of the Bonsai Kitten), it will not be able to eat or drink normally. The most common solution is another hole in the container with a feeding tube to the kitten's mouth, where a liquid food slurry can provide both nutrient and hydration requirements.
Waste Removal. Left to its own devices, the kitten would quickly fill its vessel with its own urine and feces, leading to certain sickness and death, not to mention the inevitably unpleasant appearance and odor. The best solution is to seal the kitten's anus with Super Glue prior to insertion, and then insert a waste tube through a third hole in the vessel. As the kitten's body is still developing, a natural rectal diverticulum will soon form around the tube, which can be drained in any convenient fashion. It's just like a kitty colostomy bag!
If you have your license to "grow your own", don't hesitate to contact us for assistance and also to let us know your results! Our staff are always happy to help. Remember, you should not attempt these procedures without the proper training and licenses. Bonsai Kitten will not be held responsible for the results of any attempts to apply any procedures described on this web site.

Dude, that's so wrong.

They're a hoax, aren't they? Even that sort of 'art' is animal abuse.

[banthisaccountno...]

Well that ruined my day... =\

I'll sign it.

[pshaa.shauna]

even though it is a hoax, i find it just beautiful that morons would even think of this. the world amazes me day after day.

[so0o_contagious]

hmm. i thought we had threads on this already..

anyways.. its fake isnt it?

[*danielle_x3*]

I thought it was a prank. :x

It is a prank.

even though it is a hoax, i find it just beautiful that morons would even think of this. the world amazes me day after day.

I agree. They should get something better to do. lol

[lKVNiiKINKYl]

its a hoax =) well thats what she said ^^ o.o

[Spirited Away]

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