masturbation terms o.0, spanking ze monkey? |
| *anubis* |
 Jul 19 2005, 03:54 PM
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mods--PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEEE don't move this to the lounge! PLEASE! there are already too many topics there. it scrolls too fast
 but anyway-- what are some masturbation terms you know/use?  like... spanking the monkey? killing a kitten? unloading the rifle? dating mother palm and her five daughters? riding the noble steed? petting the dog? swimming with willy? wrestling the eel? etc etc etc. ...and it's in the guy's locker room because most of these terms refer more to guyssssssss. i guess? |
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Jul 19 2005, 04:03 PM
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choking the chicken
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Jul 19 2005, 04:07 PM
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Lol. They all mean masturbation?
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Jul 19 2005, 04:09 PM
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beat your meat
pull your pud buttering the biscuit petting the bunny |
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Jul 19 2005, 04:15 PM
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polishing the rocket.
HAHA my friend likes that one. |
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Jul 19 2005, 04:37 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
-- beating the bishop
-- cuffing the carrot -- choking the gopher -- jerking the gherkin |
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Jul 19 2005, 04:54 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
flog your log
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Jul 19 2005, 05:15 PM
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^haha, wtf frankie?
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Jul 19 2005, 05:36 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
LMFAO!!
 I think the term masturbating is good enough for me. |
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Jul 19 2005, 05:46 PM
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CHYEAAHHH MAN Group: Member Posts: 1,255 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 168,013 |
i think this one only relates to my town and i really dont get it either
licking the lollipop o.o made no sense to me |
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Jul 19 2005, 09:03 PM
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This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
QUOTE(william @ Jul 19 2005, 5:15 PM) ^haha, wtf frankie?  it's hilarious!
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Jul 19 2005, 09:14 PM
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Giving in to the hand police.
Jerking the cyclops. Playing cards with one hand on the table. ^lol my favorite terms. |
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Jul 19 2005, 11:35 PM
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There are limitless terms. For instance, I'll make one up right now.....Tickle The Pickle.
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Jul 20 2005, 01:32 AM
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One of my friends likes to say, "it's time to beat the weasel!" when he's about to go jack off.
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Jul 20 2005, 01:50 AM
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QUOTE(brownsugar08 @ Jul 19 2005, 5:21 PM) down here they use "beating your meat" a lot. That's all I ever hear.
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Jul 20 2005, 02:03 AM
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toot your kazoo
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Jul 20 2005, 02:07 AM
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QUOTE(sp3nca @ Jul 20 2005, 1:03 AM) toot your kazoo that sounds like blowing yourself
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Jul 20 2005, 09:15 AM
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jerking off
petting the one eyed snake playing handball |
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Jul 20 2005, 04:09 PM
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QUOTE(Frankie @ Jul 19 2005, 6:03 PM) it's hilarious!haha, i just realized flog is a real word. i feel stupid. |
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Jul 20 2005, 04:14 PM
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I am old school, beat'n the meat works for me.
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Jul 20 2005, 05:00 PM
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damn.. i've been laughing the whole way
uhh.. i heard this guy once said "well i gotta go see the light" and then it turned out he was just gone masterbate... i cant think of any more thats not been said already |
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Jul 20 2005, 05:02 PM
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who goes there?!?!?! Group: Member Posts: 144 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 176,020 |
http://www.forplu.com/community/life&style...n_terms.htm#men
found a site full of them... lol Cranking For Cum lol... thats a funny one |
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Jul 20 2005, 06:13 PM
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QUOTE(Rayj @ Jul 20 2005, 9:15 AM) jerking off wow, that's original.  QUOTE(william @ Jul 20 2005, 4:09 PM) haha, i just realized flog is a real word. i feel stupid. haha YEAH!! flog = to beat lmao 
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Jul 20 2005, 08:38 PM
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5 Knuckle Shuffle
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Jul 20 2005, 08:50 PM
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Killing a kitten. hahaha.
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Jul 20 2005, 11:47 PM
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QUOTE(cookienmilkfornaps @ Jul 20 2005, 4:00 PM) i heard this guy once said "well i gotta go see the light" and then it turned out he was just gone masterbate... i cant think of any more thats not been said already go see the light?  i don't get it
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Jul 21 2005, 01:28 AM
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shake hands with the governor
lmao u have to say governor with one of those british accents: "gavna", damn am i tired.... |
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Jul 21 2005, 01:42 AM
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QUOTE(anubis @ Jul 20 2005, 11:47 PM) go see the light? i don't get it i dunno maybe he sees a light when hes Playing a Flute Solo lol Say hello to Mr. Happy -lol Wrestle with the one-eyed monster -thats a lil too extreme the ole' up-and-down -lol thats made me lugh for somereason |
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Jul 21 2005, 02:26 AM
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QUOTE(Frankie @ Jul 20 2005, 6:13 PM) flog = to beat lmao Dude, that's hilarious. "I'm going to go flog my penis."
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Jul 21 2005, 05:08 AM
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QUOTE([f]eleeza @ Jul 21 2005, 1:26 AM) Dude, that's hilarious. "I'm going to go flog my penis." i've heard "i'm gonna flog my grandma" before...  wonder what he meant.
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Jul 21 2005, 08:27 AM
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heard somone i know refer to it as "chopping the wood" though I'm thinking that as to be more painful then pleasureable
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Jul 21 2005, 09:46 AM
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My friend tells me he's going on a date with a bottle of lotion. O_o
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Jul 21 2005, 09:49 AM
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QUOTE(SpedMonkee @ Jul 21 2005, 8:28 AM) shake hands with the governor lmao u have to say governor with one of those british accents: "gavna", damn am i tired.... LMAOOOOOO... HAHAHAHAHA
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Jul 21 2005, 10:00 AM
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QUOTE(Frankie @ Jul 19 2005, 4:54 PM) flog your log Grease! <3 Ummm, you guys took all mine. |
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Jul 22 2005, 11:21 PM
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QUOTE(FATALxKiSSES @ Jul 21 2005, 8:46 AM) My friend tells me he's going on a date with a bottle of lotion. O_o lol. ew. |
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Jul 22 2005, 11:27 PM
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whacking ze meat, eh?
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Jul 23 2005, 10:24 PM
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whack you wanker is one common in my household.
Here are a few from me. Loosen the Moose (think moose as in stiff hair...). Limp the lizard. Mellow the Neanderthal. Here's a mean one for the Catholics, play hide and go f*** yourself. |
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Jul 25 2005, 12:02 AM
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LOL...What a weird topic...someone online once asked me if I was pounding my meat
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Jul 25 2005, 12:29 AM
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QUOTE(lilliannnn @ Jul 21 2005, 10:00 AM) Grease! <3 
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Jul 25 2005, 01:55 AM
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I'm suprised no one has used the term, "I'm turning Japanese..." Ha. My friend said," I'm going to turn Japanese now.." And I'm like," What?" and he's like," I'm going to choke the chicken NOW damnit!" Yeah...
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Jul 25 2005, 06:07 AM
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I'm turning Japenese.. Wtf?!
Hm. o.O when I saw this topic in the lounge I was like "blowing on your ice cream" does sound a little masturbation-ish... hm. |
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Jul 25 2005, 06:19 AM
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QUOTE(Despise @ Jul 20 2005, 2:32 PM) One of my friends likes to say, "it's time to beat the weasel!" when he's about to go jack off. hahaha. poor weasels |
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Jul 25 2005, 12:37 PM
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RED ROCKET!
Okay, I've heard that one from South Park, but it's still funny. |
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Jul 25 2005, 11:54 PM
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theres the girl term..cut the pea...eww
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Jul 26 2005, 09:08 AM
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[B] one word...[COLOR=red]skeet!!![/COLOR]
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Jul 26 2005, 01:14 PM
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...Do the moonwalk grab. :o
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Jul 26 2005, 07:50 PM
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Expanding Soviet Union! Glorious!
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Jul 26 2005, 11:28 PM
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expanding soviet union? wat..?
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Jul 27 2005, 01:09 AM
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Beating meat.
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Jul 27 2005, 01:36 AM
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playing with your joystick
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Jul 27 2005, 04:36 PM
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Choking the chicken. I didn't look at the previous pages, so I don't know if that's already been used.
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Jul 28 2005, 08:24 PM
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(the guy looks at his right hand) "This is my girl friend," (turns his hand over) "she likes to take it from the back!"
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Jul 29 2005, 06:39 AM
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QUOTE(RiC3xBoy @ Jul 19 2005, 11:35 PM) There are limitless terms. For instance, I'll make one up right now.....Tickle The Pickle. LMAO thats funny but true you could say sharpening the pencil i guess i dont know lol |
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Jul 29 2005, 06:49 AM
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Preparing for takeoff. Yeah, they are limitless lol, I just made that up xD
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Aug 3 2005, 04:58 PM
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oiling the hot dog
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Aug 3 2005, 08:18 PM
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They say beatin your meat down here and strokin your meat.
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Aug 3 2005, 10:31 PM
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Girls:
5 finger express Tuning the strings Baiting it Workin` it Guys: Showering Midnight Swim Massaging the chicken Marinating the meat |
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Aug 24 2005, 11:17 PM
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LOL. JERKING OFF LIKE CRAYZ
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Aug 24 2005, 11:49 PM
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Rolling the dice.
Wanking. [I use this one] Jackol <-some filipino term Killing the cat. Beating off. |
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cleaning the pipes.
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Aug 25 2005, 09:15 AM
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everyone here says jerking off
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Aug 25 2005, 04:29 PM
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Stroking the Bunny.. lols got that from O&A +D
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Aug 28 2005, 06:18 AM
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i heard a guy say 'i'm going to bangkok' once and off he went to wank...others i've heard (pretty original)
bending wanking jacking off off for a heat stroke |
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Aug 28 2005, 08:25 AM
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shooting the gun
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Aug 30 2005, 03:18 AM
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some chinese ppl call mastubating "Hitting Airplane"
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Aug 30 2005, 04:06 AM
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a five-knuckle shuffle
firing the gun (that one is rubbish, i know)
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this won't make sense but, "Stradling the horse." I heard that from a friend of mine who was talking about her bf. I am a girl btw
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Sep 2 2005, 01:36 AM
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Answer the Bone-A-Phone
Assault on a Friendly Weapon Backstroke Roulette Baiting your Hook |
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Sep 2 2005, 01:38 AM
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Female Masturbation terms:
A Night in With the Girls Airing the Orchid Auditioning the Finger Puppets Beat the Beaver Beating Around the Bush |
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Sep 2 2005, 01:39 AM
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Digging a Trench haha
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Sep 2 2005, 01:40 AM
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Hee-Haw with wrinkled Mee-Maw
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Sep 2 2005, 11:15 AM
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Trolling the Bermuda Triangle
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Sep 2 2005, 04:27 PM
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This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
um...no...posting 5 times in a row!!! READ THE COMMUNITY GUIDELINES.
directed toward Tyler_Boss !! |
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Sep 3 2005, 09:39 PM
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omg i just looked on that site and this one is hilarious...Pound Your Piss Pump. eww hahhahah
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Sep 4 2005, 10:48 PM
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Tiptoe Through the TwoLips Haha
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Sep 4 2005, 11:29 PM
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This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
QUOTE(caytexo @ Sep 3 2005, 9:39 PM) omg i just looked on that site and this one is hilarious...Pound Your Piss Pump. eww hahhahah ROFL
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Sep 4 2005, 11:29 PM
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^
LMFAO !!!!!! That's just sick.
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Male Terms:
1. Knuckle Shuffle on your Piss Pump 2. Holding Your Sausage Hostage 3. Hand to Gland Combat Female Terms: 1. Play Couch Hockey for One 2. Jillin' Off Hahahahahaha omg!! (Get it?) lol 3. f**king Without Complications 4. Play the Clitar haha |
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Sep 6 2005, 05:01 PM
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this topic reminds me of the snl news thing with amy poehler and tina fey.
the toy guy brought out this game similar to bop it, and the bop it game kept saying to hit it, pull it, twist it, and then when amy poehler played, it kept saying "pull it, pull it, pull it" then it groaned. ;x |
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Sep 16 2005, 12:15 AM
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QUOTE(chaneun @ Sep 6 2005, 4:01 PM) this topic reminds me of the snl news thing with amy poehler and tina fey. the toy guy brought out this game similar to bop it, and the bop it game kept saying to hit it, pull it, twist it, and then when amy poehler played, it kept saying "pull it, pull it, pull it" then it groaned. ;x LMFAO!!!
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Sep 16 2005, 12:27 AM
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QUOTE(xquizit @ Jul 19 2005, 4:03 PM) choking the chicken Lmao I didn't know woman had those no im kidding the one handed bandit! |
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Sep 18 2005, 12:44 PM
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QUOTE(AkaRyux @ Jul 19 2005, 5:36 PM) LMFAO!! I think the term masturbating is good enough for me. hhahaha agreed ive heard the kitten one before..bahah |
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Sep 22 2005, 05:29 AM
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jerk off, f**k off, hit the pistol...
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Oct 10 2005, 03:00 AM
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Haha, all I use is masturbate...
What amusing terms! |
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Oct 29 2007, 10:57 PM
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getting to know myself better
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