masturbation terms o.0, spanking ze monkey? |
| *anubis* |
 Jul 19 2005, 03:54 PM
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mods--PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEEE don't move this to the lounge! PLEASE! there are already too many topics there. it scrolls too fast
 but anyway-- what are some masturbation terms you know/use?  like... spanking the monkey? killing a kitten? unloading the rifle? dating mother palm and her five daughters? riding the noble steed? petting the dog? swimming with willy? wrestling the eel? etc etc etc. ...and it's in the guy's locker room because most of these terms refer more to guyssssssss. i guess? |
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Jul 19 2005, 04:03 PM
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 wanderlust personified.  Group: Official Designer Posts: 7,515 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 797 |
choking the chicken
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Jul 19 2005, 04:07 PM
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Lol. They all mean masturbation?
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Jul 19 2005, 04:09 PM
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beat your meat
pull your pud buttering the biscuit petting the bunny |
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Jul 19 2005, 04:15 PM
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 All I want for Christmas is an Underground Band. Group: Member Posts: 1,046 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,797 |
polishing the rocket.
HAHA my friend likes that one. |
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Jul 19 2005, 04:37 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
-- beating the bishop
-- cuffing the carrot -- choking the gopher -- jerking the gherkin |
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Jul 19 2005, 04:54 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
flog your log
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Jul 19 2005, 05:15 PM
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^haha, wtf frankie?
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Jul 19 2005, 05:36 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
LMFAO!!
 I think the term masturbating is good enough for me. |
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Jul 19 2005, 05:46 PM
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CHYEAAHHH MAN Group: Member Posts: 1,255 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 168,013 |
i think this one only relates to my town and i really dont get it either
licking the lollipop o.o made no sense to me |
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Jul 19 2005, 09:03 PM
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This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
QUOTE(william @ Jul 19 2005, 5:15 PM) ^haha, wtf frankie?  it's hilarious!
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Jul 19 2005, 09:14 PM
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 it's our chemistry Group: Member Posts: 1,151 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,775 |
Giving in to the hand police.
Jerking the cyclops. Playing cards with one hand on the table. ^lol my favorite terms. |
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| *RiC3xBoy* |
Jul 19 2005, 11:35 PM
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There are limitless terms. For instance, I'll make one up right now.....Tickle The Pickle.
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Jul 20 2005, 01:32 AM
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Brie Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 10,172 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,548 |
One of my friends likes to say, "it's time to beat the weasel!" when he's about to go jack off.
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Jul 20 2005, 01:50 AM
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 Queen of Random Information Group: Member Posts: 825 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 157,057 |
QUOTE(brownsugar08 @ Jul 19 2005, 5:21 PM) down here they use "beating your meat" a lot. That's all I ever hear.
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Jul 20 2005, 02:03 AM
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 Go to Tahiti, and make out with a native. Group: Duplicate Posts: 914 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,267 |
toot your kazoo
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Jul 20 2005, 02:07 AM
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QUOTE(sp3nca @ Jul 20 2005, 1:03 AM) toot your kazoo that sounds like blowing yourself
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Jul 20 2005, 09:15 AM
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 CB Pimp Group: Member Posts: 183 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,662 |
jerking off
petting the one eyed snake playing handball |
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Jul 20 2005, 04:09 PM
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QUOTE(Frankie @ Jul 19 2005, 6:03 PM) it's hilarious!haha, i just realized flog is a real word. i feel stupid. |
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Jul 20 2005, 04:14 PM
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 Seoul Rocks! Group: Member Posts: 936 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 155,811 |
I am old school, beat'n the meat works for me.
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Jul 20 2005, 05:00 PM
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 who goes there?!?!?! Group: Member Posts: 144 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 176,020 |
damn.. i've been laughing the whole way
uhh.. i heard this guy once said "well i gotta go see the light" and then it turned out he was just gone masterbate... i cant think of any more thats not been said already |
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Jul 20 2005, 05:02 PM
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who goes there?!?!?! Group: Member Posts: 144 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 176,020 |
http://www.forplu.com/community/life&style...n_terms.htm#men
found a site full of them... lol Cranking For Cum lol... thats a funny one |
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Jul 20 2005, 06:13 PM
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This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
QUOTE(Rayj @ Jul 20 2005, 9:15 AM) jerking off wow, that's original.  QUOTE(william @ Jul 20 2005, 4:09 PM) haha, i just realized flog is a real word. i feel stupid. haha YEAH!! flog = to beat lmao 
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| *RiC3xBoy* |
Jul 20 2005, 08:38 PM
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5 Knuckle Shuffle
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Jul 20 2005, 08:50 PM
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 i know right? Group: Member Posts: 376 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,129 |
Killing a kitten. hahaha.
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