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 Jul 16 2005, 02:44 AM
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 Senior Itis  Group: Member Posts: 806 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 121,007  |
here are some bar jokes i've heard from my teacher. He used to be a bartender.
what do you call a doe with no eyes no eyedeer what do you call the same animal with no legs still no eyedeer There were these two peanuts walking down the street and one was asalted. |
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Jul 16 2005, 03:39 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
hehe, that was cute
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Jul 17 2005, 04:24 PM
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 Loser Group: Member Posts: 1,101 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 67,558 |
You got the "Asalted" joke from Monty Python didn't you XD;;;
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Jul 17 2005, 05:08 PM
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 cheeeesy like theres no tomorrow Group: Member Posts: 3,316 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,142 |
thast reallly cute ahah
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