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 Jul 12 2005, 02:38 PM
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 Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 97 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 171,650  |
You'd better watch out,
You'd better not cry, You'd better not pout; I'm telling you why. Santa Claus is tapping Your phone. He's bugging your room, He's reading your mail, He's keeping a file And running a tail. Santa Claus is tapping Your phone. He hears you in the bedroom, Surveills you out of doors, And if that doesn't get the goods, Then he'll use provocateurs. So--you mustn't assume That you are secure. On Christmas Eve He'll kick in your door. Santa Claus is tapping Your phone. |
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Jul 12 2005, 06:05 PM
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CHYEAAHHH MAN Group: Member Posts: 1,255 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 168,013 |
AHH SO HE'S THE ONE WHO I HEAR BREATHING ALL THE TIME! It's funny but so creepy x.x
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Jul 12 2005, 06:53 PM
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mood: content Group: Member Posts: 2,063 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,325 |
Now I'm scared. :(
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| *wind&fire* |
Jul 12 2005, 07:01 PM
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ahahaha.. thats great.. but your font is a bitch to read
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Jul 12 2005, 09:53 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
that's clever!
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Jul 12 2005, 09:56 PM
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 N!CK Group: Member Posts: 148 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 144,660 |
Great, now i'm not gunna get that laptop i wanted for x-mas! >.< lol
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Jul 13 2005, 03:05 AM
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trust me, im fightin temptations. Group: Member Posts: 399 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 120,414 |
i knew it ! i knew it ! i knew it !
that bitch been spying on me since forever. that explains the noise while im in the shower. 
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Jul 13 2005, 06:28 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 471 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,053 |
Jeez, I guess I'm not gonna get what I want this Christmas.
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Jul 13 2005, 03:44 PM
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Newbie Group: Member Posts: 9 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 171,892 |
that is rally funny LMAO
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Jul 13 2005, 04:04 PM
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 dripping destruction Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,282 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,929 |
sounds like uncle sam...
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Jul 14 2005, 12:36 AM
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 i really wanna say those three little words.. <3 Group: Member Posts: 241 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 99,636 |
awww ruin all my childhood dreams would you
 jk.. but i still love santa  [and ps he IS real! ] |
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| *danielle_x3* |
Jul 15 2005, 05:45 PM
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QUOTE(mocassinsx29 @ Jul 12 2005, 6:53 PM) Now I'm scared. :(  Me too! :( |
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Jul 15 2005, 08:13 PM
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 Yawn Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,530 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,772 |
lol that was kinda cute
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