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*mipadi*
post Jul 11 2005, 11:47 PM
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Perhaps it is because I am a programmer myself, but I am always amused by the interesting error messages that sometimes pop up in applications. I was especially humored by this one I got tonight, when I was trying to log into my webmail account:



I thought the "Login failed for some reason" and "Most likely your username and password was entered incorrectly" were nice touches. (As a tangent, that wasn't the error at all, but it was a nice attempt at a guess!)

Anyone else have some funny error messages they've come across during their computing adventures?
 
 
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post Jul 11 2005, 11:58 PM
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I'm a big fan of Gerpok.com's message when you log out of the database.



You get 'congratulations' misspelled, and a witty ending.
 
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post Jul 12 2005, 02:10 AM
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lords of magic, when you click quit, it asks:

do you really want to leave this and go back to your mundane life?

yes, i must. NOOOO!
 
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post Jul 12 2005, 07:34 AM
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http://www.thisisbroken.com/webtech/index.html <--- that site is hillarious.

 
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post Jul 12 2005, 08:48 AM
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kernal panic in macs is a great one.
 
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post Jul 12 2005, 08:51 AM
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I always like reading the startup messages that scroll by when you load up the Sims Makin Magic, such as "Reticulating Unreticulated Spines" and "Optimizing Baking Temperature"
 
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post Jul 12 2005, 08:55 AM
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I once wrote a quick program that utilized a switch structure to handle data output. I put in a default case that I figured would never, ever come up under normal usage; I didn't have time to figure out exactly what would had to have happened to make that part of the program execute, so I had it throw up a dialog box that said, "An error may or may not have occurrred. Your changes may or may not have been saved."
 
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post Jul 12 2005, 08:56 AM
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QUOTE(mipadi @ Jul 12 2005, 8:55 AM)
I once wrote a quick program that utilized a switch structure to handle data output. I put in a default case that I figured would never, ever come up under normal usage; I didn't have time to figure out exactly what would had to have happened to make that part of the program execute, so I had it throw up a dialog box that said, "An error may or may not have occurrred. Your changes may or may not have been saved."
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Yay ambiguousness!
 
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post Jul 13 2005, 09:06 AM
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Well there arent really error messages. But I found them funny.



 
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post Jul 13 2005, 09:33 AM
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QUOTE(FailedSense @ Jul 12 2005, 9:48 AM)
kernal panic in macs is a great one.
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It's even written in Japanese!
 
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post Jul 13 2005, 11:14 PM
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I think my favorite ones of all time were when my brother hacked my computer over our network and sent me error messages that said stuff like

"You suck"
And I had to click okay.

or

"Your mom doesn't love you"
"You must click okay HAHAHAHAH"

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PS. I love the kernal errors in mac. They are more scary than the blue screens of death....on PC
 
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post Jul 27 2005, 09:34 AM
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This isn't in a computer per se, but I got a kick out of this note in the PHP manual (emphasis added):


Note: In the Microsoft Windows series of Operating Systems the system libraries implementing this function are broken, so gmdate() does not support negative values for the timestamp. For details see bug reports: #22620, #22457, and #14391.

This problem does not occur in Unix/Linux Operating Systems, as the system libraries behave as expected.

PHP cannot fix broken system libraries. Contact your OS vendor for a fix to this and similar problems.
 
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post Jul 29 2005, 10:49 AM
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So, I had to make a new password.

Being sort of stupid, I tried "Penis."

Computer response: Password not long enough.

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA (continues)
 

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