Funny error codes/messages |
Funny error codes/messages |
| *mipadi* |
Jul 11 2005, 11:47 PM
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Perhaps it is because I am a programmer myself, but I am always amused by the interesting error messages that sometimes pop up in applications. I was especially humored by this one I got tonight, when I was trying to log into my webmail account:
![]() I thought the "Login failed for some reason" and "Most likely your username and password was entered incorrectly" were nice touches. (As a tangent, that wasn't the error at all, but it was a nice attempt at a guess!) Anyone else have some funny error messages they've come across during their computing adventures? |
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| *CrackedRearView* |
Jul 11 2005, 11:58 PM
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I'm a big fan of Gerpok.com's message when you log out of the database.
![]() You get 'congratulations' misspelled, and a witty ending. |
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Jul 12 2005, 02:10 AM
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dripping destruction ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,282 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,929 |
lords of magic, when you click quit, it asks:
do you really want to leave this and go back to your mundane life? yes, i must. NOOOO! |
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| *kryogenix* |
Jul 12 2005, 07:34 AM
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Jul 12 2005, 08:48 AM
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![]() wings turned to ashes ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 100 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 146,950 |
kernal panic in macs is a great one.
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Jul 12 2005, 08:51 AM
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I always like reading the startup messages that scroll by when you load up the Sims Makin Magic, such as "Reticulating Unreticulated Spines" and "Optimizing Baking Temperature"
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| *mipadi* |
Jul 12 2005, 08:55 AM
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I once wrote a quick program that utilized a switch structure to handle data output. I put in a default case that I figured would never, ever come up under normal usage; I didn't have time to figure out exactly what would had to have happened to make that part of the program execute, so I had it throw up a dialog box that said, "An error may or may not have occurrred. Your changes may or may not have been saved."
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| *kryogenix* |
Jul 12 2005, 08:56 AM
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QUOTE(mipadi @ Jul 12 2005, 8:55 AM) I once wrote a quick program that utilized a switch structure to handle data output. I put in a default case that I figured would never, ever come up under normal usage; I didn't have time to figure out exactly what would had to have happened to make that part of the program execute, so I had it throw up a dialog box that said, "An error may or may not have occurrred. Your changes may or may not have been saved." Yay ambiguousness! |
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Jul 13 2005, 09:06 AM
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![]() Seoul Rocks! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 936 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 155,811 |
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| *mipadi* |
Jul 13 2005, 09:33 AM
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Jul 13 2005, 11:14 PM
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Sunlight--shine on me. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 433 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 149,201 |
I think my favorite ones of all time were when my brother hacked my computer over our network and sent me error messages that said stuff like
"You suck" And I had to click okay. or "Your mom doesn't love you" "You must click okay HAHAHAHAH" PS. I love the kernal errors in mac. They are more scary than the blue screens of death....on PC |
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| *mipadi* |
Jul 27 2005, 09:34 AM
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This isn't in a computer per se, but I got a kick out of this note in the PHP manual (emphasis added):
Note: In the Microsoft Windows series of Operating Systems the system libraries implementing this function are broken, so gmdate() does not support negative values for the timestamp. For details see bug reports: #22620, #22457, and #14391. This problem does not occur in Unix/Linux Operating Systems, as the system libraries behave as expected. PHP cannot fix broken system libraries. Contact your OS vendor for a fix to this and similar problems. |
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Jul 29 2005, 10:49 AM
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EphemeralStyles Inc. ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 43 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 185,243 |
So, I had to make a new password.
Being sort of stupid, I tried "Penis." Computer response: Password not long enough. Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA (continues) |
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