comebacks, what do you say when....? |
 Apr 18 2004, 12:31 AM
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four things:
what do you say when somebody says to you (what do you say not do! I could punch them and knock them out but I'm trying to limit physical action to a last resort.... you know what I'm saying?) you're gay (and you're not) you _______ (insert inappropriate noun here) they question your manhood you say.. I like ______ they say...I hate _____! ______ is so stupid! |
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Apr 18 2004, 12:33 AM
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 wanderlust personified. Group: Official Designer Posts: 7,515 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 797 |
i know you are but what am i
 no, don't say that. i was just joking. um for the last one, tell them that they really shouldn't be so close minded and continue to state why you like _____. |
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Apr 18 2004, 12:35 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,989 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,691 |
I don't know why people use the word " gay " in a bad way. It is very offensive to actual gay people.
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Apr 18 2004, 12:35 AM
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 I <3 profanity Group: Member Posts: 2,910 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,774 |
Remember this one?
I'm rubber you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off of me and goes back to you. xDDD |
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Apr 18 2004, 12:35 AM
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 We are the cure. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,936 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,456 |
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Apr 18 2004, 12:37 AM
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QUOTE(v@por @ Apr 17 2004, 10:31 PM) four things: what do you say when somebody says to you (what do you say not do! I could punch them and knock them out but I'm trying to limit physical action to a last resort.... you know what I'm saying?) you're gay (and you're not) you _______ (insert inappropriate noun here) they question your manhood you say.. I like ______ they say...I hate _____! ______ is so stupid! when someone calls you gay, ask them what's wrong with being gay. |
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Apr 18 2004, 12:40 AM
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 Feeel X Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
if they called me gay and it probably is a guy. i would say:
don't call me gay just because you are one. I have a girlfriend. |
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Apr 18 2004, 01:01 AM
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QUOTE(waccoon @ Apr 18 2004, 12:35 AM) well, im a very sarcastic person. so you dont have to use these, its just what i would say. you're gay (and you're not) yeah, i'm so gay. wanna give me head? you _______ (insert inappropriate noun here) like, you faggot? see number one, they question your manhood question THEIR manhood.[/b] you say.. I like ______ they say...I hate _____! ______ is so stupid! ______ is the shit, alright? ________ (person they like) is so retarded, all she does is.. blah blah blah. ha I see you get along nicely with people lol |
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Apr 18 2004, 06:33 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 4,750 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,581 |
I'd just keep saying, "What did you say?" and "I can't hear you..". They're not really good but it works on my friends...
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Apr 18 2004, 06:56 AM
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 im a xanga whore...and how! Group: Member Posts: 139 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,028 |
"i bet your mom thinks you're cool!"
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Apr 18 2004, 07:01 AM
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 i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
QUOTE(xquizit @ Apr 17 2004, 10:33 PM) i know you are but what am i lOls roxanne! haha so funnY~ thats wat i wudve say too~ hahahaha^^;; lols and nick's part is funny too! haha^__^ |
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Apr 18 2004, 09:51 AM
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 original member. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,825 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,460 |
Just say: "Oooh! I'm teeellllllllliiiiiinnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!!!"
And run off to the princapal 
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Apr 18 2004, 10:59 AM
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 Mr.Politicly Incorrect Group: Member Posts: 579 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 8,405 |
my common comeback...
"If i wanted ne lip from you i would giggle my zipper." |
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Apr 18 2004, 01:23 PM
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<4th grade>
YOUR MOMMA! YOUR FAMILY! YOUR ANCESTORS! </4th grade> QUOTE you're gay (and you're not) So I see your girlfriend's attracted to gay people. QUOTE you _______ (insert inappropriate noun here) So I see your girlfriend's attracted to ______. QUOTE they question your manhood Why? Are you hitting on me? QUOTE you say.. I like ______ they say...I hate _____! ______ is so stupid! Good for you. Want a cookie? - Chinkieeyedpnoi |
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Apr 19 2004, 05:13 PM
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whatever the person says... this line works... especially if your at a mall and you say it VERY LOUDLY. Sarcasticly loud.
Look. What's between me and your mother doesn't have to effect us. I hope this doesn't change our relationship. I'm sorry you had to find out this way. |
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Apr 19 2004, 05:42 PM
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That's what I called your dad last night.
Eh. 
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Apr 19 2004, 05:56 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 364 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,316 |
this is sort of off topic, but it has to do with calling people gay. i called someone 'queer' the other day, but not in the ''gay'' sense. as in the word 'queer' meaning 'weird'. and my teacher heard and got mad at me! i wasnt even THINKING about the word queer meaning ''gay''...and she made me apologize for it! 10 years ago queer would have meant 'strange' and gay would have mean 'happy'!
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Apr 19 2004, 05:59 PM
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QUOTE(annchovie @ Apr 19 2004, 5:56 PM) this is sort of off topic, but it has to do with calling people gay. i called someone 'queer' the other day, but not in the ''gay'' sense. as in the word 'queer' meaning 'weird'. and my teacher heard and got mad at me! i wasnt even THINKING about the word queer meaning ''gay''...and she made me apologize for it! 10 years ago queer would have meant 'strange' and gay would have mean 'happy'! yupperz the world's changed a lot from when it first began.... |
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Apr 19 2004, 06:04 PM
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QUOTE(annchovie @ Apr 19 2004, 6:56 PM) 10 years ago queer would have meant 'strange' and gay would have mean 'happy'! But as you said, that was 10 years ago. 
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Apr 19 2004, 06:08 PM
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 pixel hybrid Group: Member Posts: 6,410 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,081 |
Haha, let me give it a try!
you're gay (and you're not) yes, and....? you _______ (insert inappropriate noun here) thanks, you too! they question your manhood question THEIR manhood. .... what? I'm not a man! you say.. I like ______ they say...I hate _____! ______ is so stupid! ______ is the shit, alright? ________ (person they like) is so retarded, all she does is.. blah blah blah. that's nice to know. |
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Apr 19 2004, 08:19 PM
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 3,565, you n00bs ain't got nothin' on me. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,761 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,565 |
QUOTE(v@por @ Apr 18 2004, 12:31 AM) four things: what do you say when somebody says to you (what do you say not do! I could punch them and knock them out but I'm trying to limit physical action to a last resort.... you know what I'm saying?) you're gay (and you're not) you _______ (insert inappropriate noun here) they question your manhood you say.. I like ______ they say...I hate _____! ______ is so stupid! youre gay: just because you are doesnt mean everyone else is. you _______: thank you. they question your WOMAN!hood. uhm, how exactly would you know? you say.. I like ______ they say...I hate _____! ______ is so stupid! im sorry, he cant be stupid. that is why i like him, because he is smart. i hate you because you are the opposite of him. [sorry, the last one was unclear] |
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Apr 23 2004, 09:53 AM
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 Fizzle Ma Nizzle Group: Member Posts: 1,019 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,978 |
well no one would say that to mee becoz i dont mess with people alot.. lol.. they also noe that i dont care about it.. lol
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Apr 23 2004, 01:37 PM
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 Mileage Runner Group: Member Posts: 1,316 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,458 |
I usually don't reply back, I just ignore the jerk and move on. If I did reply, it is most likely that I'm pissed so that would result to me flipping the person off.
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Apr 23 2004, 02:18 PM
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 Doh! Group: Member Posts: 393 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,507 |
QUOTE(stryker76 @ Apr 18 2004, 10:59 AM) my common comeback... "If i wanted ne lip from you i would giggle my zipper." LMAO!!! Omg that's too funny!! I almost choked on my pepsi
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Apr 23 2004, 02:28 PM
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Doh! Group: Member Posts: 393 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,507 |
a few of my replies (mostly for annoying people in chat rooms, but they may still apply here)
I heard the best part of you ran down your mother's leg Hey your village called, they miss their idiot...you'd better run along now we're you born a moron or did it take years of training?? What the hell is that smell?? *sniff, sniff*...Oh it's you See, this is what happens when you inbreed??*points to person in question* |
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