pick up lines Options

[V_TEK]

You fellowz know some good pick up lines?

[lKVNiiKINKYl]

Well find the stupidest pick up line online and use it and then she'll laugh and then say...sorry, I didn't know how else to introduce myself to someone as beautiful as you. *hand shake* My name is _____.

[xMiZziexKiMx]

^^ lol my 'brother' said use "do u hav a price tag on u 'cause i wanna check u out" << i thought that was pretty old....... but i guess it wrkz.... who knows..... lol

[its_annah]

The first one that comes to mind is:
" Are you a terrorist? because you're the bomb."

something like that. ahaha. whoa. That's really corny. aha.

[ishowernaked]

go up to a hottie and say did it hurt? wait till shes confused as heck and say when you fell from heaven ;)

[snak3y3z1001]

o shit i forgot my line

[heyyfrankie]

Well find the stupidest pick up line online and use it and then she'll laugh and then say...sorry, I didn't know how else to introduce myself to someone as beautiful as you. *hand shake* My name is _____.

^^ lol my 'brother' said use "do u hav a price tag on u 'cause i wanna check u out" << i thought that was pretty old....... but i guess it wrkz.... who knows..... lol

The first one that comes to mind is:
" Are you a terrorist? because you're the bomb."

something like that. ahaha. whoa. That's really corny. aha.

go up to a hottie and say did it hurt?  wait till shes confused as heck and say when you fell from heaven  ;)

o shit i forgot my line

he asked for GOOD pick up lines.

[yellowgurl]

Well find the stupidest pick up line online and use it and then she'll laugh and then say...sorry, I didn't know how else to introduce myself to someone as beautiful as you. *hand shake* My name is _____.

haha ya that'll make me laugh hard =) and ill prolly continue talking to him

[The-Mach-Hare]

i dont use pick up lines...i know this really corny one though...

guy: do you have a quarter?
girl: for what?
guy: so i can call your mom and thank her.

theres really no point to pick up lines...girls dont fall for them.

[Unpredictable]

ive heard some cheesy ones before xP like

"Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"

Some cheesy ones that really make me smile are :

"Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?"
"The only thing your gorgeous eyes havent told me is your name."

ehh..i dont remember too many pick up lines xP

[snak3y3z1001]

he asked for GOOD pick up lines.

no such thing as a good pick up line. give me one line that ANY girl would go for.

[SkaironFrenzy]

Um....

"If you were a booger, I'll pick you first!"

^haha.... I get ALOT of girls with that! lol... j/k

"Your teeth so yellow, I cant believe its not butter!"

HAHA!!!

[Saeglopur]

AHEM.

Guy: Hey, do you wanna listen to some really bad pick up lines?

Then guy and girl will laugh over the bad pick up lines, have a good time.. and there you go. HA.

[*basick*]

if i was your heart can i beat

or just whip it out

[WhiteLotus*]

"Did you just fart, 'cause you just blew me away!"

Sadly, that one has been used on me.

[whomps]

"Did you just fart, 'cause you just blew me away!"

Sadly, that one has been used on me.

Lmao. Meg, you're too good for that.

"Let's play army, I'll stand here and you blow the hell out of me."

[sadolakced acid]

"my mom always told me to marry for love, so when do you want the wedding to be"

ha ha ha.

(does anyone know limits? )

[*anubis*]

my girl friend taught me this one, believe it or not. it's not exactly a pick-up line, but i thought it was funny.

you go up to a really hot girl and be like:

"i bet you 20 bucks (or however much you're willing to lose) that i can make your boobs jiggle without touching them"

and she'll probably think it through and figure it's harmless and, reluctantly, accept.

then you grab her boob. jiggle it. declare your loss and hand her 20 bucks (or however much you offered) and run.

i'm so lame.

[snak3y3z1001]

my girl friend taught me this one, believe it or not. it's not exactly a pick-up line, but i thought it was funny.

you go up to a really hot girl and be like:

"i bet you 20 bucks (or however much you're willing to lose) that i can make your boobs jiggle without touching them"

and she'll probably think it through and figure it's harmless and, reluctantly, accept.

then you grab her boob. jiggle it. declare your loss and hand her 20 bucks (or however much you offered) and run.

  i'm so lame.

lol u cant pick up anyone with that if i ever did that over here ill probably be shot

[SpedMonkee]

lol u cant pick up anyone with that if i ever did that over here ill probably be shot

probably not, but i bet its sure as hell fun to try

[HongKongDong]

Just watch the movie hitch

[technicolour]

Yea yea, I know i shouldn't be snooping in here, but Seriously, watch HITCH!

Girls dont usually go for the weird pick up lines, unless they are really good and not cheesy.

[HappyHeart]

I found these funny pickup lines:

"Are you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Because youre looking 'Grrrrreat!'"

"Do you know karate? Cause your body sure is kickin!"

"I may not be the best looking guy in here, but Im the only one talking to you."

"If I had a nickel for every time I saw a woman as beautiful as you, Id have five cents."

"Whats a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"

"I noticed you noticing me, and Id like to notify you that I noticed you, too."

"I havent taken my pills, but you work just like Viagra."

"Are you Jamaican? Cause ja makin me crazy."

"Could you do me a favor and tell your boyfriend hes a lucky man?"

"Hi, my names Right ... Mr. Right."

"Ill marry you tomorrow, but lets honeymoon tonight."

"Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me."

"I didnt know that Miss America lived here!"

"Hi, Im Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me."

"Girl, you must have a license to drive me that crazy!!"

"Are you from Tennessee? Cause youre the only ten-I-see."

"Damn! And I thought I was good looking!"

"My last name is "Visa," because Im everywhere you want to be!"

"You come on as strong as a garlic milkshake!"

"My friend wants to know if you think Im cute."

"Ive seen you at the grocery store, baby; youre always in the same isles as the sugar, cause youre so sweet."

"Is it hot in here, or is it just you?"

"Girl, you must be tired, 'cause you've been running in my mind all day."

"Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can really see myself in them."

[FiReFlies]

I know some!

Do you believe in Love at first sight or should i walk by again?

Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you got fine written all over ya.

Did you have Campbell's soup today? Because you
look mmm... mmm... good!

I'm not feeling like myself today, can I feel you?

[tears_of_blood]

argh. pickup lines do NOT work but one or two did make me smile after reading what you guys put =) i like the handshake one.... =)

and btw, i think the only time a normal girl (ie: not a prostitute or mentally impaired) would let someone grab their boob is when they're either very drunk or having sex. teehee.

[Hiphop d[-_-]b]

i know one

"hi"

[lexaa621]

^ probably the best so far

but some of those other ones are pretty funny heh

[Levy2k6]

man ya all said all the good ones..

hmm... "how are YOU doing?"

[littleswallow]

i don't know about you but i'd rather have the guy introduce himself rather than trying to get me to talk to him using pick-up lines (which rarely work)

[Lightner]

I found these funny pickup lines:

"Are you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Because youre looking 'Grrrrreat!'"

"Whats a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"

"I havent taken my pills, but you work just like Viagra."

"Are you Jamaican? Cause ja makin me crazy."

"Could you do me a favor and tell your boyfriend hes a lucky man?"

"I didnt know that Miss America lived here!"

"Hi, Im Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me."

"Girl, you must have a license to drive me that crazy!!"

"Are you from Tennessee? Cause youre the only ten-I-see."

he he i liked these, getmine ur a genius =D

oo and i liked

"I dont wana know yer name, i just want, BANG BANG BANG!!!!"
Start singing the song, You drive me crazy!

bah those suck but o well.. i try

[misoshiru]

he asked for GOOD pick up lines.

that's true, but all pickup lines are cheesy.

[Aoiro]

Pick-up lines are hilarious!
But I only like them as jokes.
Something to laugh about.
If someone used one on me, I'd just laugh.

[WindSorcerous]

Well find the stupidest pick up line online and use it and then she'll laugh and then say...sorry, I didn't know how else to introduce myself to someone as beautiful as you. *hand shake* My name is _____.

It's so lame that it's awesome! I would definitly go out with the guy who says that.

[*RiC3xBoy*]

Nice legs, what time do they open?

[misoshiru]

^ if a guy said that too me, i'd slap him.

[wadester241]

"If you were on the McDonalds menu, you'd be a McHottie!"

[i_am_me]

i hope you know CPR coz you're taking my breath away

[super_grover08]

my friend taught me this, its supposed to be like the yawn hand over shoulder thing. you stand next to a girl ur rigt shoulder touching her left, then you go "Lets count shoulders" tap your left shoulder (thats 1), tap your right shoulder (thats 2), tap her left shoulder (thats 3), then finish it by keeping your hand on her right shoulder (thats 4).

It helps if you count outloud.

[evanbunnell]

i hope you know CPR coz you're taking my breath away

The girl replies, "I hope you have health insurance, because my boyfriend is going to beat the shit out of you."

[fameONE]

Pay attention because I'll only say this once...

I'm a ladies man by definition but single by choice.

Picking up women is not hard for me. My problem is finding someone truly genuine and intelligent enough for a relationship.

Still, its always fun to test out the ol' mojo...

In the club or other heavily populated social event: Sit by yourself in the mix of things. Don't talk to anyone but smile and greet anyone who makes eye contact with you. Just 'lay back in the cut.' Don't approach tons of random women saying ridiculous lines in hopes to woo them with humor because they won't take you seriously. Be cool, be confident, and chill. I guarantee you'll get approached by a female. She'll most likely question why you're sitting by yourself. This is your time to respond in a whimsical manner so she realizes that you're not a sheepish coward that would probably faint at the sight of a vagina. A good enough response will spark a conversation and you're on your own from there. Don't fcuk it up.

Don't go to the movies alone looking for someone to meet and catch a movie with. If you run into a group of friend of the opposite sex, thats fine. But generally, its not a good idea because most people go the movies with some sort of purpose with certain individuals because they intend to be in their company specifically for the evening. Of course, I'm preaching to the 18+ crowd here. Kiddos who get dropped off by their parents or older siblings tend to loiter in front of theatres.

On campus: Yes, this is a dream. School is the ultimate social network and any primate can figure out that a pleathora of females gives you plenty of options. What has always worked for me on campus is random small talk with a primary goal. Example...

I was walking up the stairs in my friend's dorm building and a beautiful girl walked past me...

"Excuse me," She turns around.
"Yes?" Ok, when they answer with wide eyes and a bit of eagerness, thats called INTEREST.
"I may have seen you before, but I know I'll probably be seeing you again. My name's Brandon, and you are--?" Always ask who she is, it shows interest in her.
"Desiree," if she answers with a smile, you're on the right track.
"I have to run, but I'm glad we met. By the way, you're absolutely beautiful. Maybe I'll run into tomorrow." Do not make the last statement a question. She'll shoot you down like a Blood in Inglewood (...nevermind). Be assertive and inply that you will be seeing her tomorrow.
"Well, I'm busy all day up until 3. I'm going to head to the cafe in the business building and just... hang out for a while and study," DER! DER! DER! That meant that I was supposed to keep her company and thats where the getting to know each other would begin.
"Ok, well, I'll see you around, Desiree," repeating her name with a smile lets her know that you pay attention to the obvious details. AS you answer, don't stare at her face like a lovesick dog, but maintain a dominant eye contact and a pleasing smile, then nonchalantly walk away.

GOLDEN.

In class: never underestimate the power of passing notes. The trick is to be charismatic in doing so. Never pass a note starting with "Hi," or, "are you new here?" just to evoke conversation. Say something clever like, "What would you say if we did dinner at (insert nice restaurant) this weekend? My treat." Most girls won't accept right away but they'll respond back with a rejection that will in turn become a getting-to-know-each-other conversation. If she actually takes the time to gauge your personality, then you weren't rejected.

I could go on and on. If I actually took things a step further when I meet women, then I'd probably have a VD from all the sex. But, I enjoy the playful flirtation of courting. Now, if you just don't have any sort of charm in you, you're fcuked unless you work on your people skills.

Oh, by the way, don't shoot for girls that have boyfriends. Thats a good way to cause unwanted problems. Don't start a fire with gasoline and then try to put it out with a squirtgun.

[Lightner]

lol ^^^ come on.. i cant read all that!!! i could but im too lazy... pick up lines are mostly for joking around... more liek disses... lol

[HoodieObsessed]

"Your eyes are bluer than the water in my toilet"

go up to a hottie and say did it hurt?  wait till shes confused as heck and say when you fell from heaven  ;)

I don't like that one so much cause it leaves the girl in an akward situation. Than again, like mine doesn't.


"I noticed you noticing me, and Id like to notify you that I noticed you, too."

I like that one.

[*Programmer*]

wow i think brandon covered it all...for the non chalant pick up line...o yeah.....one more thing "girls know you want to get in there pants guys..." ....be flirtaious.... but not preverted...because that how you end up getting slapped...or worse get the cops call on you..there's a fine line there.....leave it up to the girl....if she wants you then it's all good....if not i just hope you have some sick a$$ mouth game....to try and make her see..what you can offer her....otherwise your hopeless

[Joss-eh-lime]

^^ lol my 'brother' said use "do u hav a price tag on u 'cause i wanna check u out" << i thought that was pretty old....... but i guess it wrkz.... who knows..... lol

id be like--u probably already did...

[steezahh]

i dont use pick up lines...i know this really corny one though...

guy: do you have a quarter?
girl: for what?
guy: so i can call your mom and thank her.

theres really no point to pick up lines...girls dont fall for them.

NOT TRUE.
I WOULD KEEP TALKING TO ANYONE; FOR IF ANY PICK-UP LINE; THEIR FUNNY; SHOWS THAT GUY ARENT ALWAYS WEIRD&HORNY AND THAT THEY HAVE A SENCE OF HUMOR! lol...I AM RIGHT?

[*incoherent*]

he asked for GOOD pick up lines.

lmao frankie. i know thats a really old post, but it made me laugh.

[fameONE]

wow i think brandon covered it all...for the non chalant pick up line...o yeah.....one more thing "girls know you want to get in there pants guys..." ....be flirtaious.... but not preverted...because that how you end up getting slapped...or worse get the cops call on you..there's a fine line there.....leave it up to the girl....if she wants you then it's all good....if not i just hope you have some sick a$$ mouth game....to try and make her see..what you can offer her....otherwise your hopeless

Son I live in Texas. Guys here could say 'Sucka a nigga d**k,' and if they look like they have some 0s to their name, the girl is down.

[itsARIE]

lol...these pick up lines are reallly funny, but let me give you boys a piece of advice... most girls are going to fall for stupid pick up lines unless you make it a joke... and that might not even work either... sorry boys!

[iheartjohn]

be flirtaious.... but not preverted...because that how you end up getting slapped...or worse get the cops call on you..there's a fine line there

Yes, Rico....You seem to know a lot about that. :]

[Kneuklid Romance]

"I'm gay."
"I have kids."

Those are my pick-OFF lines...to scare away girls. (Granted my Marital status)

But if I were to say a pick-up line, it would be simply "Hello."

In my opinion pick-up lines are a great way to show girls how well your social skills are in person and with the opposite sex. (Don't mind my immense sarcasm ^_^.)

LHHRS

Kevyn @-)--------

[azngrl7691]

lol my friend told me these just as a joke =]

did u eat lucky chamrs for breakfast?
cuz u look magically delicious

my love for u is like diarrea(sp?)
i just cant hold it in

if you were hw
i would do u all over the table and youd be hard lol

[randomness025]

theres really no point to pick up lines...girls dont fall for them.

^ thats so true.

[*nightmare4taki*]

I go up to em and I'm like Hey lil mama you looking good , don't I know you from the hood?

[anniepiee]

^ baby call me up, I wanna see waht you got in your HARD DRIVE. XD

[*digital.fragrance*]

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

oh my.



that's disturbing.... ::runs away::

[voguelove]

pick up lines are so cheesy.

[EddieV]

"Do you like horses?"

[turbulent]

i made this one up myself

can you hold this for me? *holds out hand*


another stupid one my friend used on me
*picks a pack of sugar off the ground then says* is this yours? it has your name on it

hahaha good stuff

[*Blow_Don't_SUCK*]

I LOVE the whole alphabet thing the one with U and I together! XD

and the, "I wish you were my homework so I can do you on my desk!"

[turbulent]

lol or you can be like 50 cent
"i got no pick up lines, bitch get in my car"


...its from one of his songs

[*RiC3xBoy*]

"Touch it"

[x_far_x]

This one is for guys only...well it works if you're a dude.

"Hey, wanna sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?"

Haha!

-FaR

[xmkaex]

oo0 you should see this clip
http://youtube.com/watch?v=S816wGtfTB0
it's a clip of dat phan making fun of dating...and stuff about pick up lines

i was googling and i found some..some are corny and some are cute

-Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.
-There must be something wrong with my eyes, because I can't take them off you.
-I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
-"Can you give me directions to your heart?
I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes."
-"Is it hot in here or is it just you?

[aicilah999]

haha...pretty funny pickup lines..

" Hi, how are you? "

[thumb_war_though...]

im at work right now and i just had sumone use this one on me...
**nuying M&M's**
me:do u want the ones with nuts?"
him:ya, do they coem with ur number?"
me: WAT?!

[DUkk]

Not all too sure if this one is here yet.

Guy: Hey, do you work at subway!?

Girl: No... Why?

Guy: Cause you gave me a foot long. ;)

[Mr Chris]

I dont use pick up lines, I just say what i think/feel.

[sillakilla220]

yeah pick-up lines are pretty pointless thats why i just use roofies they're much easier

[newyork__lies]

they call me coffee 'cause I grind so fine lol

[prettylittlexsca...]

YAY FOR CORNY PICKUP LINES.
honestly i'd say when it comes to pickup lines, the cornier the better.
then again it depends on what kind of girl youre using them on. but as a girl myself, i know id like to hear a guy use cheesy pickup lines that we both laugh at cause sense of humor is a huge plus.

[mickybeans]

I actually think pickup lines are kind of cute, no matter how cheesy they are. I always love 'em! :D

My friend told me this one the other day:
If I was a ghost, would you be my boo?

[*Bobsleddin Sanka*]

Do yah got a mirror in you're pocket mon? Cuz I can definitely see myself in those pants!

[Kunta_Kinte]

Sistah over there ask if you think Kunta cute.

[priyas]

" hey whats up."

^^thats one.

[BannanaQ]

"if you were a booger i'd pick you"


over heard my friend saying that out loud to a girl in class. i didn't know he was just joking at the time to i busted out of laughter on the ground off my chair.

[birdman]

An English Teacher's Pick Up Line. IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

"Are you single or plural?"

" hey whats up."

^^thats one.

THIS IS LOVELY :) I wish it's as easy as this and applicable to any girls.

[*My Cinderella.*]

Did you just fart? Because you blew me away.

[fathomlessdame]

pick up lines are dumb...even though theyre hilarious. theyd never work on me lol. all someone needs to do to get me is come up and say hi and chat with me. lol

[Someone_Like_You]

Are your parents retarded?
Cause you're special.

Do you know cpr?
Cause you just took my breath away.

haha

[*RiC3xBoy*]

Are those rocket pants?.....You lucky bitch, tell me where you got them.

[*Blow_Don't_SUCK*]

Did you just fart? Because you blew me away.

what the f**k? That can never work.

[*chaneun*]

what the f**k? That can never work.

Hey, did you just fart?

[*Blow_Don't_SUCK*]

^Christine yes I did and I blew you away didn't I

[Paul M. is baaac...]

If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put you and I together :D.

[whenALLelsefails]

i usually dont use pickup lines. usually id just go up to them and introduce myself. but there was this one time where i used the good old: did you just fart because you blew me away one.

[oXMuhNirvanaXo]

Your just as hot as my mom...

[Paul M. is baaac...]

BADDA BING, BABY.