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Gloves and panties
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post Jul 5 2005, 11:46 PM
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Ok, I hope this has not been posted.

A man went to a gift store to buy his girlfriend a pair of gloves. He had the manager try them on. She said they were perfect, so he had the manager wrap them up. When the manager gave him the gift she accidently gave him a pair of panties instead. When the girlfriend got the gift there was a note attached to it.
The note read:

Dear Honey, Hope you like the gift.The lady at store said they were perfect. I had her try them on for me. She looked more like a lady. I hope you will wear them for me Friday night.
Love, Bobby
PS:The latest style is to wear them folded in with a little fur showing.



LOL, oh right you kids have a great and safe summer!

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post Jul 6 2005, 12:01 AM
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QUOTE
PS:The latest style is to wear them folded in with a little fur showing.

That was sick.
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Haha.
 
xsweetxcandyx
post Jul 6 2005, 02:02 AM
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kindda funny

yet sick
 
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post Jul 6 2005, 02:05 AM
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eh, a little sick...and strange...and a touch of funnyness[is that a word biggrin.gif ]
 
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post Jul 6 2005, 10:00 AM
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o_o;;

ooook, very perverted. >___>;;

I bet the wife got a divorce. laugh.gif
 
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post Jul 6 2005, 12:15 PM
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Ew.. That wasn't really funny. The person who packed the "gloves" should be fired.
 
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post Jul 7 2005, 03:07 AM
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eww. not cool.
 
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post Jul 8 2005, 12:00 AM
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... ><" haha?
 
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post Jul 12 2005, 02:16 PM
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lol....but why would some panties be in the glove department?
 
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post Jul 13 2005, 03:00 PM
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LMFAO!!!!

that made me laugh so hardddd laugh.gif
 
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post Jul 13 2005, 03:01 PM
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OOPS! DOUBLE POSTED! pinch.gif

QUOTE(Bobblehead425 @ Jul 12 2005, 1:16 PM)
lol....but why would some panties be  in the glove department?
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...it's just a joke.
 
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post Jul 13 2005, 03:31 PM
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that really was sick
 
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post Jul 14 2005, 12:37 AM
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i really wanna say those three little words.. <3
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haha that was funny tongue.gif
 
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post Jul 14 2005, 01:59 AM
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LOL! That was funny nd wierd.
 
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post Jul 14 2005, 10:33 PM
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oh shit! lol ... thats crazy! haha
 

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