Clock of Lies, kind of funny |
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 Jul 1 2005, 03:04 AM
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Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 1,450 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 98,407  |
Ok this joke might insult you if you like president bush, but it's sort of funny.
So this man dies and he goes to heaven. An angel tours him around. They walk inside a room with a lot of big clocks. However, each clock only has one hand. The man asks, "What are all these clocks doing here?" The angel replied "Everyone has their own clock stored in this room. Each time you lie, the hand moves once. Look over here, Jesus Christ's clock has never moved. That indicates he has never lied. And Abe Lincolns clock only moved twice, meaning he told 2 lies in his entire life." Then the man said, "I was looking around but i can't seem to find George W. Bushes clock." The angel said, " Oh, his clock. God took it and he's using it as his ceiling fan. |
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Jul 1 2005, 11:38 AM
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 Queen of Random Information Group: Member Posts: 825 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 157,057 |
HAHAHAHA. I've heard that joke, only they used Bill Clinton instead of George Bush.
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Jul 2 2005, 02:07 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
it was okay.. clever though!
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Jul 2 2005, 05:43 PM
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 memories live FOREVER<3 Group: Member Posts: 1,150 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,793 |
AHAHAHAHAHA
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Jul 2 2005, 06:26 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
Lmfao. That was great. God must be nice and cool.
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Jul 2 2005, 07:24 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
LMFAO! hhhhhhahhhahahah that's hilarious. definately love it.
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Jul 2 2005, 08:10 PM
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 Loser Group: Member Posts: 1,101 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 67,558 |
NICE XD that was awesome
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Jul 2 2005, 08:13 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 128 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 163,849 |
ok. that's a funny one.
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Jul 3 2005, 06:29 PM
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 BIOTCH!!!! Group: Member Posts: 121 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 59,655 |
haha.
that was good. 
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Jul 4 2005, 10:25 PM
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lAzN YiN YanGl Group: Member Posts: 376 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,905 |
That took me like 20 minutes to get...I feel stupid
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Jul 5 2005, 01:17 PM
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 i <3 peter Group: Member Posts: 744 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 125,986 |
haha!!! thats like the best joke ever!
^^yeah it kinda took me a sec to get it, too! lol |
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Jul 5 2005, 06:27 PM
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 Newbie Group: Member Posts: 5 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 164,645 |
LOL XD nice.
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Jul 6 2005, 03:51 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Posts: 8,274 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,001 |
Does that means, god hated Bush ?
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| *reflection* |
Jul 6 2005, 09:41 AM
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lol i heard it before
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| *mipadi* |
Jul 6 2005, 10:22 AM
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QUOTE(aznxboredxperson @ Jul 6 2005, 4:51 AM) Does that means, god hated Bush ?  No. It just means that God's house suffers from poor air circulation, and he needs a good fan to get the air moving. |
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Jul 6 2005, 11:57 PM
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 push the botton... VROOOOM Group: Member Posts: 427 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,166 |
hahahahahahha! thats a good one! lol!
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Jul 7 2005, 06:24 PM
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 hold up, thats antilicious Group: Member Posts: 260 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,714 |
haha... god will never be hot ever again
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| *danielle_x3* |
Jul 7 2005, 07:34 PM
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rofl funny funny
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Jul 8 2005, 03:42 AM
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 sunshiine Group: Member Posts: 1,080 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,360 |
 teeeheee
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Jul 9 2005, 07:37 PM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me. Group: Member Posts: 1,128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 61,209 |
lmao. i told that to my mom switiching around the presidents and everyone i told thought it was hilarious.. sept my gramma... she didn't get it.. ::shrugs::
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Jul 10 2005, 07:35 PM
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 Go to Tahiti, and make out with a native. Group: Duplicate Posts: 914 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,267 |
lmfao thats great. id never heard that before.
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| *xcaitlinx* |
Jul 11 2005, 11:50 AM
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hahahahaha. good one!
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Jul 11 2005, 12:50 PM
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 Residential Crazy Child Group: Member Posts: 934 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 116,897 |
lmao-Bush better not die in the summer
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Jul 11 2005, 09:14 PM
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 My desperate heart is far too weak to run for you this long. Group: Member Posts: 640 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 150,342 |
lol!
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Jul 12 2005, 02:32 AM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803 |
yup, that was definitely stolen from the Bill Clinton version
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