If you could do anything w/ Jessica Simpson..., ..what would u do? |
 Jun 30 2005, 10:22 PM
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 oh look its emily!  Group: Member Posts: 512 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 158,226  |
If you could do ANYTHING with Jessica Simpson what would you do?
I would spend the night with her and umm slap "chicken of the sea" on her and say you know what it is now?!?!?!? |
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Jun 30 2005, 10:24 PM
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 TOISU!! Group: Member Posts: 1,996 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 92,516 |
_I would make her not whisper and sing at the same time.
_And I would make her stop moving the frickin microphone like a salt shaker while she's singing/whispering. [= |
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| *Azarel* |
Jun 30 2005, 10:25 PM
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-> Entertainment.
Uh. Talk to her like she's not a freaking celebrity? I hate that shit. Ugh. |
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Jun 30 2005, 10:28 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,799 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,450 |
Just hang-out with her I guess. Get pictures. =)
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| *xcaitlinx* |
Jun 30 2005, 10:33 PM
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stab her when shes not looking....duh.
 just kidding. uhh ask her why she's so idiotic and finds it fun to make a fool of herself on t.v.? |
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Jun 30 2005, 10:35 PM
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 wanderlust personified. Group: Official Designer Posts: 7,515 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 797 |
Shopping and have her buy me everything.
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Jun 30 2005, 10:44 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 785 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 143,525 |
ask her if it's really chicken or tuna...
 or use her for all she's got. i meant money nothing else, honest. 
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Jun 30 2005, 10:44 PM
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Good-Bye. Group: Member Posts: 2,100 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 161,149 |
QUOTE Shopping and have her buy me everything. Also ask her if it chicken or fish Oh damn it she so freakin stopid lol |
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Jun 30 2005, 10:49 PM
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oh look its emily! Group: Member Posts: 512 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 158,226 |
^lol. after that happened she did advertising for them. but some people like dumb blondes.... no offense.
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Jun 30 2005, 10:59 PM
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 ilikeyouSofreakingmuch. Group: Member Posts: 2,014 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 643 |
id talk to her about .. whatever. i dont know, im not really a fan of hers
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Jun 30 2005, 11:08 PM
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 What a hypocrite. Group: Member Posts: 2,754 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 128,150 |
I would get her autograph and take pictures with her, then ask her about her sister, because Ashlee is cooler.
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Jun 30 2005, 11:11 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
QUOTE(bRoKeNxALoNE @ Jun 30 2005, 10:24 PM) _I would make her not whisper and sing at the same time. OMG. YES. It's annoying when she does that._And I would make her stop moving the frickin microphone like a salt shaker while she's singing/whispering. [=  I'd spend the day with Jessica Simpson and treat her like a normal person, not a celebrity. |
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Jun 30 2005, 11:12 PM
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 cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
Probably just have fun with her.....
NOT LIKE THAT! |
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| *stephinika* |
Jun 30 2005, 11:17 PM
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just talk with her and whatnot. see what she's really like i guess.
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Jun 30 2005, 11:19 PM
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 worship me or i'll stab you Group: Member Posts: 616 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 122,634 |
I would make her my concubine and beat her for making such terrible music
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Jun 30 2005, 11:32 PM
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 t3h koolest guy in cB Group: Member Posts: 2,194 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 513 |
i would kobe bryant her.
- B Seezy |
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| *lolita kitty* |
Jun 30 2005, 11:46 PM
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^ ROFL.
id get a signed autograph and sell it on ebay. then high five her for being blonde =] |
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| *wind&fire* |
Jul 1 2005, 01:17 AM
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QUOTE(wayne @ Jul 1 2005, 2:32 PM) i would kobe bryant her. - B Seezy rape her? shed probably be willling |
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Jul 1 2005, 01:27 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,087 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,491 |
shopping... and the whole time i'll act ditzy even MORE ditzy and stupid then her... and see how she reacts
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Jul 1 2005, 01:28 AM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
probably just talk to her. she seems nice. x]
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Jul 1 2005, 01:42 AM
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 I come from East Oakland where the youngstas get hyphy! Group: Member Posts: 1,821 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,942 |
slap her
naw j/p im not that evil, but i guess go shopping in l.a. |
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Jul 1 2005, 01:48 AM
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 RAWR. Group: Member Posts: 2,585 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,641 |
I would strangle her and slowly watch the air seep out of her lungs. Funny, I live in her hometown. I might be able to work it out. SHe comes and visits her old high school. Anyone care to join me?
LoL. This topic is rediculous. As much as I may not be able to stand her, she is not an object that you can just think about doing whatever you want. Some of you are gross. I hate her, but I respect her. Even tho, if she gave me a good reason, I'd TRY to kill her. Or at least make her look bad.  But seriously. Since shes obviously a moron, I would brainwash her into quitting her carreer as a singer, and make her make me famous instead. Yes. That is what I would do.
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Jul 1 2005, 04:05 AM
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bitchslap her
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Jul 1 2005, 08:12 AM
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Jul 1 2005, 09:01 AM
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Make her give me all her money.
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Jul 1 2005, 09:05 AM
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 yeah. i'm kevin. Group: Member Posts: 1,399 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,782 |
I'd hump her and take all her money and take pictures hahahah
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| *paul murphy* |
Jul 1 2005, 09:06 AM
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QUOTE(sm0kinm0nky @ Jul 1 2005, 9:05 AM) I'd hump her and take all her money and take pictures hahahah haha, OHY YEAH! |
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| *reflection* |
Jul 1 2005, 10:21 AM
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ask her if she's really that dumb
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| *jooleeah* |
Jul 1 2005, 11:38 AM
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Hang out with her.
Damn, you guys are mean.
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Jul 1 2005, 11:39 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 3,551 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,857 |
take all her stuff then sell it on ebay!
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| *danielle_x3* |
Jul 1 2005, 11:53 AM
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I'd ask her for a supply of Proactiv.
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Jul 1 2005, 12:33 PM
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 yes. Group: Member Posts: 711 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,487 |
other guys probly said they would do her, but i would shake her for her money
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Jul 1 2005, 09:37 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
take pictures and go shopping then go to School
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Jul 1 2005, 09:41 PM
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 memories live FOREVER<3 Group: Member Posts: 1,150 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,793 |
hangout with her SHOPPING. take pictures and you know the usual girl stuff
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Jul 2 2005, 04:35 AM
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 Oh you'd be surprised Group: Member Posts: 2,406 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,886 |
just hang out... talk to her...
have her hook me up with johnny knoxville and all the jackass boys lol |
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Jul 2 2005, 05:24 AM
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 i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
Bring Ashlee Simpson and maybe talk about music and life. And hangout at the mall. Take funky pictures with each the Simpsons sister.
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Jul 2 2005, 05:36 AM
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worship me or i'll stab you Group: Member Posts: 616 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 122,634 |
I would duct tape her and let sharks eat her. Not really. I would duct tape her on the ceiling of her house and make sure she never gets down.
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Jul 2 2005, 05:38 AM
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i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
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Wow. You are really death metal guy. LOL. You would duct tape her. But but but what if her hubby finds out that she's missing and looks out for her? Where you let her go? Hehe... oh and what if she complains that her nails are getting dry and weird that she needs to get it cut or like she annoys you. Will you let her go too? lol that would be funny if she worries about her body than her health LOL |
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Jul 2 2005, 05:42 AM
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worship me or i'll stab you Group: Member Posts: 616 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 122,634 |
QUOTE(angel-roh @ Jul 2 2005, 6:38 AM) ^ Wow. You are really death metal guy. LOL. You would duct tape her. But but but what if her hubby finds out that she's missing and looks out for her? Where you let her go? Hehe... oh and what if she complains that her nails are getting dry and weird that she needs to get it cut or like she annoys you. Will you let her go too? lol that would be funny if she worries about her body than her health LOL I am a girl. I would duct tape her mouth shut. And I would duct tape her husband to the top of his car. |
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Jul 2 2005, 06:28 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 104 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 155,131 |
shes soo pretttyyyyy
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Jul 2 2005, 08:41 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
May I ask why Jessica Simpson, particularly?
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Jul 2 2005, 09:26 PM
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go shopping and have her pay for everything
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Aug 19 2006, 10:52 AM
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Make her watch as I bang the shit out of her sister !!!!!
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Aug 19 2006, 11:11 AM
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 What side was that Prvt Pile? Group: Member Posts: 131 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 451,960 |
I am a guy what do you think??
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Aug 19 2006, 12:16 PM
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 i'll spend forever loving you. Group: Member Posts: 571 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 431,524 |
^ hahah.
have her take me on a shopping spree. woohoo! |
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Aug 19 2006, 03:10 PM
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take pictures.
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Aug 20 2006, 07:51 PM
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 Home is where your rump rests! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,235 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 451,969 |
Shop with her. (:
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Aug 20 2006, 08:42 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
I would take her to the roller skating rink and force her to skate with me while singing Public Affair.
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Aug 20 2006, 08:46 PM
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 yawn :) Group: Official Member Posts: 2,926 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 434,041 |
QUOTE(KMFDM_MDFMK @ Jul 2 2005, 6:36 AM) I would duct tape her and let sharks eat her. I would do exactly that. 
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Aug 20 2006, 08:49 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 94 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 422,321 |
Tell her to take me shopping and make her pay for everything, after that ask her if she wants to go the pool, of course she'll say yes and when she gets in i'll drown her!!!
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Aug 20 2006, 08:52 PM
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 All The Girlies Say I'm Pretty Fly For A White Guy Group: Member Posts: 1,944 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 400,858 |
Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of her pool and tell her to see if it smells underwater.
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Aug 20 2006, 09:00 PM
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Shopping
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Aug 20 2006, 09:07 PM
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 Yum. Spiderman. Group: Member Posts: 33 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 452,820 |
QUOTE(paul murphy @ Jul 1 2005, 6:12 AM) Word. Jaaaakaaay. Idk. My gf might be interested though :D
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Aug 20 2006, 09:12 PM
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 Running around, into the isles and into the yard. Group: Member Posts: 100 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 442,265 |
Read her a book.
"So uh, losing nick lachey, sucks huh?" |
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Aug 20 2006, 09:16 PM
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 hello, Group: Member Posts: 141 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 208,332 |
i get her to pay me to take explicit pictures of her that i could sell for millions to tabloids and magazines
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Aug 20 2006, 09:20 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,015 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 193,600 |
i'll talk to her like ask questions and stuff..
then go shopping with her..and make her buy stuff..i need ..and want... and make her promise and swear she'll visit me again... and hang out with her..and ask her advice..and use her to beable to get into VIP places..and make her introduce celebrities to me..then ask for autograph and get a picture with her.. ...
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Aug 20 2006, 10:05 PM
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QUOTE(The E-Man @ Aug 20 2006, 5:52 PM) Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of her pool and tell her to see if it smells underwater. haha and i`d bet she`d do it.
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Aug 21 2006, 12:08 AM
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lolz.
Let her do stoopid things and I watch & laugh. |
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Aug 21 2006, 12:15 AM
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All The Girlies Say I'm Pretty Fly For A White Guy Group: Member Posts: 1,944 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 400,858 |
Buy her a fish and tell her to hold her breath underwater longer than the fish does.
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Aug 21 2006, 04:09 AM
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 Quiet, Doggie! Group: Member Posts: 394 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 452,267 |
Ian...you crack me up.
 hmm i dunno. sing karaoke with her i guess. |
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Aug 21 2006, 05:16 AM
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 "Silly me, I thought this was a free country" Group: Human Posts: 1,666 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 60,913 |
QUOTE(mzkandi @ Jul 1 2005, 9:01 AM) Make her give me all her money. 
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