19 things to do in a public bathroom stall |
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 Jun 26 2005, 09:01 PM
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alli  Group: Member Posts: 513 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,108  |
1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that." 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before." 5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit!! My glass eye!!" 6. Say "Damn, this water is cold." 7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from eight to 6 feet Sigh relaxingly. 8. Say, "Now how did that get there?" 9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus." 10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!" 11. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters" 12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please? 13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!! 14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot" 15. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?" 16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks. 17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall. 18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!" 19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free" |
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Jun 26 2005, 09:04 PM
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 I need you just as much as you need her Group: Member Posts: 723 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,175 |
Haha..funny. But some of them sound gross. Eww. Haha
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Jun 26 2005, 09:05 PM
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 :) Group: Member Posts: 1,234 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 146,496 |
haha, this made me laugh.
 i don't know if i would be able to actually do some of them though to people.
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Jun 26 2005, 09:13 PM
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 Love_101_213 Group: Member Posts: 63 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 122,565 |
thats some realy crazy stuff to do i like th last one thats funney
where ever did u come up with those 
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Jun 26 2005, 09:14 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
I think there was a topic like this before.
Anyways, I love these list things.
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Jun 26 2005, 09:16 PM
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 Ich bin der Käse!! Group: Member Posts: 249 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 114,851 |
I got one for you.
Cover your hand with melted chocolate and stick your hand underneath the stall door and ask to borrow some toilet paper. ;] |
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Jun 26 2005, 09:17 PM
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alli Group: Member Posts: 513 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,108 |
haha miss criss..thats a good one! lol
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Jun 26 2005, 09:19 PM
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Ich bin der Käse!! Group: Member Posts: 249 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 114,851 |
Another one.
Go up to a stall while somebody is in it and knock and as if anybody's in it. When they say yes, knock again and ask if they're done yet. Keep on doing this until they are uber pissed off. |
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Jun 26 2005, 09:21 PM
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alli Group: Member Posts: 513 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,108 |
haha funnyy
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Jun 26 2005, 09:22 PM
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Bahaha. That last one is funny.
Born Free is such a funny song. |
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Jun 26 2005, 09:24 PM
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 No Day But Today. Group: Member Posts: 1,405 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 99,184 |
Haha, #7 is funny, but #18 is so mean! Imagine if someone did that to you..
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Jun 26 2005, 09:25 PM
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Ich bin der Käse!! Group: Member Posts: 249 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 114,851 |
I'd freak out, but oh Lord, it'd be so funny to do...
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Jun 26 2005, 09:34 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,702 |
lol....i wonder what the stall next door wil be thinking
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Jun 26 2005, 09:43 PM
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seen this before in the humor section
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Jun 26 2005, 10:01 PM
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moved to humour.
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Jun 26 2005, 10:03 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
lol #18's funny.
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Jun 26 2005, 10:33 PM
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QUOTE(alli @ Jun 26 2005, 9:01 PM) 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before." 7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from eight to 6 feet Sigh relaxingly. 10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!" 12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please? 18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"  ROFL, my faves! |
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Jun 26 2005, 11:12 PM
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 skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit!! My glass eye!!"
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from eight to 6 feet Sigh relaxingly. 15. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?" haha .. those are great. 16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks. |
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Jun 27 2005, 10:29 AM
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QUOTE(alli @ Jun 26 2005, 9:01 PM) 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise 12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please? lol ! funny stuff |
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Jun 27 2005, 11:37 AM
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 BIOTCH!!!! Group: Member Posts: 121 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 59,655 |
lol. i like the last one.
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Jun 27 2005, 04:42 PM
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 Queen of Random Information Group: Member Posts: 825 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 157,057 |
Oh gosh, I've seen things like this before on the internet, but this reminded me just how much I want to do some of those things. Especially 18.
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Jun 27 2005, 04:54 PM
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7, 10, and 12 were really funny... surprised that some people may have actually done some of those things...
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Jun 28 2005, 06:39 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
3 and 7 are amazingly funny. I was cracking up. I'm so immature.
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Jun 28 2005, 06:55 PM
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 oh look its emily! Group: Member Posts: 512 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 158,226 |
12 & 13...... are my favorite!!!! just think in that was on Punked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO
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Jul 18 2005, 08:36 PM
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 not da vinci's mona lisa <3 Group: Member Posts: 644 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,781 |
QUOTE(Miss Criss @ Jun 26 2005, 9:16 PM) I got one for you. Cover your hand with melted chocolate and stick your hand underneath the stall door and ask to borrow some toilet paper. ;] hahhahahahaha ew. wow too funny
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Jul 18 2005, 09:13 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
QUOTE 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!" 17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall. my favorites! i love those! what happened to number 20?? |
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Jul 18 2005, 10:57 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 156 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 175,668 |
Read this before, but it still makes me smileee
I'm so gonna try some one of these days
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Jul 20 2005, 11:19 PM
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwww it was gorse but some things were FUNNY
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Jul 23 2005, 05:00 PM
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 *GASP* A ROCK! Group: Member Posts: 291 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 167,837 |
HAHA i like the last one =D
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Jul 23 2005, 05:03 PM
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 I like it when it rains. Group: Member Posts: 836 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,294 |
QUOTE 7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from eight to 6 feet Sigh relaxingly. ahaha thats great
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Sep 5 2005, 06:37 AM
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 your sweetest sin. Group: Member Posts: 416 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,960 |
LOL. hahaha. that made me laught. :D
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Sep 6 2005, 01:07 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,172 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,045 |
LOL
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!" 16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks. |
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Sep 6 2005, 02:15 PM
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 LOok at the ROse, NOt thiS! Group: Member Posts: 40 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 201,015 |
QUOTE(Babiexdreamerz @ Jun 26 2005, 9:04 PM) Haha..funny. But some of them sound gross. Eww. Haha 
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Sep 6 2005, 07:29 PM
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 A laugh spreads, so do some spreading! Group: Member Posts: 529 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,319 |
#19 is the funniest
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Sep 6 2005, 07:34 PM
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 mmm. Group: Member Posts: 283 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 199,949 |
LOL how funny
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Sep 6 2005, 08:49 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 636 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 59,646 |
rofl. x]
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Sep 6 2005, 08:52 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 479 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 223,199 |
LoL For some reason number 9 cracked me up because of the way you would say it. Like, all scientifically or something.
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Sep 12 2005, 08:24 PM
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 i'm such a sucker sometimes. Group: Member Posts: 441 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 151,732 |
Brilliant! Oh my god this made me laugh so hard!! Haha.
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Sep 13 2005, 01:44 AM
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The cantalope thing was funny lol.
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Sep 14 2005, 11:22 AM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
haha. I read a ton of similar lists like that.
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Nov 11 2005, 11:12 PM
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 Chtaime Group: Member Posts: 609 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 117,918 |
Ya ive read this 2 years ago :D
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Nov 12 2005, 12:06 AM
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 My name is really Matt... if you care. Group: Member Posts: 1,442 Joined: Oct 2005 Member No: 258,234 |
QUOTE 18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!" omfg! rofl!!!! hahahahha,,,,, omg that made my day THANK YOU |
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Nov 13 2005, 02:52 AM
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 Don't wake ghostie. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,546 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,405 |
AHAHA that was killer.
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Nov 13 2005, 02:03 PM
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those were actually kinda stupid.
QUOTE 7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from eight to 6 feet Sigh relaxingly. holding a cantalope up that high would be over the stall wall. stalls are usually only 6-7 feet high.
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Nov 19 2005, 11:19 PM
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 .::.Enchanted.::. Group: Member Posts: 69 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 139,202 |
"3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise."
LMAO! My friend and I would totally do that... xD |
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