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 Jun 25 2005, 09:24 PM
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yerp!  Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454  |
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were "protecting."
Feeling the heat from the police force, they decide to use a deaf person for this job. If he were to get caught, he wouldn't be able to communicate to the police what he was doing. Well, on his first week, the deaf collector picks up over $40,000. He gets greedy, decides to keep the money and stashes it in a safe place. The Mafia soon realizes that their collection is late, and sends someof their hoods after the deaf collector. The hoods find the deaf collector and ask him where the money is. The deaf collector can't communicate with them, so the Mafia drags the guy to an interpreter. The mobster says to the interpreter, "Ask him where the money is." The interpreter signs, "Where's the money?" The deaf man replies, "I don't know what you're talking about." The interpreter tells the hood, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about." The mobster pulls out a .38 and places it in the ear of the deaf collector. "Now ask him where the money is!" The interpreter signs, "Where is the money?" The deaf man replies, "The $40,000 is in a tree stump in Central Park." The interpreter pauses, then says to the mobster, "He says he still doesn't know what you're talking about, and doesn't think you have the balls to pull the trigger." |
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Jun 25 2005, 09:26 PM
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 show me a garden thats bursting to life Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,303 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,987 |
funny.
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Jun 25 2005, 09:31 PM
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 i'm his cookies&cream monster! Group: Member Posts: 274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,664 |
kekeke
 that's one greedy interpreter 
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| *videogamsta* |
Jun 25 2005, 09:40 PM
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HAHA nice one thats a nice joke.
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| *liquidize* |
Jun 25 2005, 09:45 PM
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ROFL
i'd love to pull some sh*t off like that |
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Jun 26 2005, 09:01 AM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
lmao! nice one
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Jun 29 2005, 01:54 AM
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 Queen of Random Information Group: Member Posts: 825 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 157,057 |
Haha. Way to go for the interpreter.
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Jun 29 2005, 04:49 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 893 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 68,217 |
Smart thinking. :D
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Jun 29 2005, 08:17 PM
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mood: content Group: Member Posts: 2,063 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,325 |
that interpreter is sick, lolol. xD
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Jul 2 2005, 02:09 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
awww. not cool. that's one meanie!
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Jul 2 2005, 10:37 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,098 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 143,687 |
lol oh shiznit hahahahhahahaha that was a good one
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